One thing you can say for Heat Miser, he wasn’t a denier. Global warming was for him both philosophy and policy. He never shied away from his designs to put an end to moderate temperatures on earth. He knew it would all end in tears. He never pretended he didn’t want to dramatically alter life as we know it. He was too much.

I’m Mister Green Christmas
I’m Mister Sun
I’m Mister Heat Blister
I’m Mister Hundred and One
They call me Heat Miser,
What ever I touch
Melts in my clutch

I never want to see a day
That’s under sixty degrees
I’d rather have it eighty,
Ninety, one hundred degrees!
Oh, some like it hot, but I like it
REALLY hot! Hee hee!