This has been all over the web but it’s just too good not to post. Imagine showing up anywhere in the world this clueless and ready to lie—and smiling the whole time. I hope for the sake of the country that our attorney general has got like a major heroin addiction or something. SG speculates he’s been “possessed by a clowntard,” which is the only other rational explanation. He’ll no doubt be ceremoniously checking himself into clowntard rehab in about a half year, after he’s strung out this diversionary performance as long as possible. Can we organize a YouTube Q&A with the attorney general? Maybe Global Warming Snowman can get some straight answers.