Poor stiff ultra-white Mitt Romney did not say “who let the dogs out” at the beginning of this clip. Someone please say it’s a hoax. And let’s hope he didn’t really say that the infant at the end of the clip is wearing “bling bling.” No, god, he did not.

A final note from the Oh God No! file: Does the Billary team really think it will win votes by accusing Obama of being an (egad!) Reagan Lover? We have to ask: Can the country really elect someone president who either can not discern or is unwilling to admit the difference between (1) saying Reagan was a transformative politician and (2) praising the Reagan presidency and advocating for a return to Reaganomics? Isn’t that the kind of willfully dense president we already have in office?

Ooh gotcha. You said something that sounded positive about a Republican. Hell no. After sixteen years, does the country really need any more of that “experience”?