Facedown nekkidness! This probably goes equally for the famous and the nonfamous: never get facedown, naked and too comfortable. You’ll end up discovered by relatives or masseuses or lovers or photographers or Perez Hilton. If you see anyone you love stumble out of the shower, drop their towel and plop on the bed facedown nekkid, get them up! Turn them over! Do something fast! It never ends well.

Flickr: by R.