Letterman: Top ten things overheard at Palin’s debate camp. Letterman is obviously still livid about McCain’s cancellation last week. So when the going gets bitter, the bitter get—an easy target. Oh, Sarah Palin . . .

If only those darn podiums didn’t get in the way of the main event: Biden versus Barracuda. Watch the two veep candidates verbally beat it out in St. Louis tonight. Will Buffy the Vampire Slayer live up to her reputation for taking no crap from no one (except little ol’ Katie Couric and that Gibson fella), or will she, uh, “get back to us on that”? Tick, tock. Tick, tock.

This week’s very important poll: Is Sarah Palin’s lipliner a tattoo? Judge for yourself.

Money for bail—approved! The Senate finally got their shizzle together and agreed to take action on the country’s financial woes. A second Bailout Bill was voted on and approved, 74-25, last night. Some peeps (dressed in pink?) knocked on McCain and Obama’s senate office doors yesterday to vehemently protest the Wall Street bailout, but they were pretty much shot down; both presidential candidates voted in favor of the bill.

Baghdad: Mo’ bombings, mo’ problems. The fasting month of Ramadan came to a close today, but two suicide bombers killed the par-tay when they showed up to separate Shiite mosques. They collectively killed at least twenty people. Some peeps think Sunni extremists were behind the blow, but others suspect American involvement. Say wha?

Seriously—don’t vote. Leo DiCaprio produced a star-studded PSA aimed at the “don’t tell me what to do” crowd and released it on the net yesterday. The announcement uses reverse psychology to try to motivate young peeps to get out and rock the vote. From “nobody’s listening to you, so hey, you know what—f*ck it” to “who cares? the economy’s in the toilet. who gives a sh*t?” the PSA does a pretty good job of, well, cussing a lot.

Are you there Kate Moss? It’s me, your dignity.