Let’s talk Jamie Lee Curtis. Say who? Yeah, her. She’s working the media circuit to promote her latest and greatest box office killer—wait for it, wait for it—Beverly Hills Chihuahua. How this has anything to do with Curtis polling Rachael Ray’s audience for lactation and then crying out like an infant in the middle of an interview is . . . quite reasonable, really. Let me repeat: She’s promoting a film called Beverly Hills Chihuahua. [ED note-So totes going to see it!]

Paris Hilton’s new reality show, “Paris Hilton My New BFF,” debuted on MTV this past Tuesday. Over 300,000 freak shows put themselves on the web to compete for a spot on the program and 18 made the cut. They’ll face a new series of challenges each week (resisting the urge to throw a Choo at Her-Royal-Hilton ain’t one of them, but should be) and one lucky soul will be eliminated at the end of every show. How? With Hilton waving a wand and chirping “TTYN!” (ICYMI: That’s TXT MSG speak for “Talk to you never!”) But wait— it gets worse.

A slew of celebs have decided to use their starpower for the good of democracy. How that translates into Jessica Alba going all Hannibal on us is beyond me, but at least these celebs are promoting a decent cause. They’re all participating in the Declare Yourself campaign, which aims to get droves of young peeps to the polls in November. If all goes well, these peeps will actually know a thing or two about—oh, I don’t know—McCain’s baffling voting record, historic Supreme Court cases, the fact that humans and dinosaurs did not co-exist. (You know, all the stuff a certain Alaska governor is a wee-bit confused about.)

Diddy, of course, had to do the promote-the-vote thing in his own Diddy way—that is, with a Diddy vlog. In it, we see him huffing, puffing, and hiding underneath the bedsheets, with a flashlight illuminating his face, while pondering-stressing-freaking over the implications of Palin’s inability to name a single newspaper or magazine that she reads on a regular basis. “She’s worse than the boogeyman!” Diddy screams. Diddy may be crazy, but on this one—pass the flashlight. Boyfriend’s got a point.

An SF judge gave Sharon Stone the neurotic nutjob stamp of approval in court on Tuesday. Stone was hoping the judge would allow her to move her son from SF (where he currently resides with his father) to her home in LA. Not only did she get shot down, but was pretty much labeled an unfit parent by the court. It’s kind of unclear why; I mean, doesn’t everyone suggest their child get botox injections to cure a smelly foot problem?

Quote of the Week: “I’m a 45-year-old rock star and I’m worried about being tardy,” said Red Hot Chili Peppers bassist, Flea, to MTV on Tuesday. Newsflash: Flea’s schooling it up at USC while the band is on hiatus. (Did anybody else know this?) He’s a regular ol’ freshman and even wears a backpack to boot! All together now: “Awww . . .”

Sharon Stone photo via source.

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