Hollywood’s been orchestrating all these online video campaigns to get the kiddies to the polls come November. But instead of burying the message in all that “cool” cursing and reverse psychology, why can’t those celebs just spit it out and say what they mean? Or better yet, sing it out—and butcher a catchy, overplayed pop song that needs to be sent to the cemetery anyway? Two birds with one stone, people.

These fearless goonies aren’t celebs—it’s a pity, I know—but they still got a little sing-song worth hearing. Listen up.