The Week in Gossip: Guess Who Got Hitched!

Friday, November 28th, 2008

Brace yourself. Or better yet, pop a bottle—of Pepto. Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag reportedly tied the knot in Mexico last week. And get this: They didn’t even call to prep the paparazzi beforehand. Those posers actually kept the ceremony a secret—probably to keep “the fans” from hurling spitballs at them during their oh so vomitous vows. You know what this means: The spawn of Speidi will soon be upon us. (Dah, dah, DAH!)

Speaking of celebrity offspring—soap please. Guess whose 3-year-old already has an f-ing potty mouth? (Don’t think too hard.)

And Little Miss Crazy’s long-awaited “comeback” album has been conveniently leaked onto the Internet for our listening pleasure—although dragging our nails across a chalkboard would be equally as soothing and a little less predictable—so give it play. The album will drop for reals this Tuesday. And yes, that’s a threat.

Speaking of music, the American Music Awards came and went last Sunday. Chris Brown, 19, stole the night and took home three awards, including artist of the year. His girly, Rihanna, didn’t go home empty-handed either. Power couple much? And it goes without saying that 5-year-old Taylor Swift kicked some adult tail too—what the hell are they putting in those Fruit Loops nowadays?

Just when you thought Kanye West was beside the point, he goes and wins an American Music Award and begins dressing Beyoncé. To. My. Horror.

If you recall, we were all about the sexy last week. We dished on how Hugh Jackman was named People mag’s Yum of the Year. The announcement came as a bit of a shocker (only because our boy Obama was ROBBED) and sources say it even left George Clooney in the cold. Apparently Clooney, who’s had his finger on the pulse of hott for two whole years, gave Jackman a 2 a.m. wake-up call to whine a little—hey, it’s tough being out-of-season sexy.

Who else is bitter? Nicole “I-once-married-Tom-Cruise-so-I-have-no-room-to-talk” Kidman thinks her new hubby, Keith Urban, was totally overlooked for the People mag sexiest title. (He is, after all, the Lady Lovely Locks of country music, y’all.)

Had your fill of sexy? Here’s a fun way to make some ugly. Enjoy.

Music News You Can Use: I’m Thankful For…

Friday, November 28th, 2008

I’m thankful for a No Doubt reunion… The awesome ska-pop quartet released the good news via IM transcript on their Web site, as lead singer Gwen Stefani tells her bandmates to “pack up the babies” and “get a bunch of nannies” while on tour. Despite Stefani recently giving birth to her second child in August, the claim seems legit – they are headlining this year’s Bamboozle in New Jersey and have been working in the studio.

I’m thankful for iTunes gift cards… And it seems to show. Atlantic Records announced this week that their digital sales have surpassed physical sales of music (gasp, like we didn’t know this was going to happen). But despite the recent switcharoo, there are still doubts that the digital purchases will fully compensate for CDs. Maybe a digital music magazine sponsored by U2, Coldplay, and the Killers will help?

I’m thankful for more Obama news in music news… And you thought it was over? MTV plans to celebrate the Prez-Elect’s inauguration January 20, which will be taking place at the Ronald Reagan Center and International Trade Center. Though no names have been dropped, you can bet on “leading artists, celebrities, and government officials” to show up.

I’m thankful for good, free music… My favorite Bay Area Hip Hop duo Zion I has released a hot mixtape that features artists like Del the Funky Homosapien, Talib Kweli, the Grouch, and more. Mixes with MGMT and Muse are also included. Don’t sleep on this one, go get it!

I’m thankful to see they’re thankful…. Check here to see what you’re favorite artists and celebs are thankful for, and check here for a quick list of “thankful” songs.

The Green Report: Post Turkey Day News

Friday, November 28th, 2008

Free veggies anyone? More than 40,000 people showed up to pick free vegetables left over from the harvest at a Colorado farm about 37 miles north of Denver. The farm owners expected about 5,000 to 10,000 people to pick a few carrots and potatoes last Saturday. Instead, more than 11,000 cars showed up and the people picked the fields clean. Owner, Ms. Miller, told the Denver Post, “Overwhelmed is putting it mildly. People obviously need food.”

And in Los Angeles recently, Mayor Villaraigosa revealed his long-range plan to generate “enough solar power to meet one-tenth of the city’s energy needs by 2020.” His goal could be achieved if solar panels are installed on public and private energy generating facilities as well as on residents’ homes. This initiative will also help the city’s Department of Water and Power reduce its use of fossil fuels, like natural gas and coal, and benefit global warming reduction efforts. If the Mayor’s plan were successful, Los Angeles would become the “hub of the solar-energy industry.”

The White House may become a “green” house. In the recent Barbara Walters interview with President-elect Barack Obama and his wife Michelle, Obama said that he wants to make the White House green. He plans to work with the chief usher for house and evaluate his new home’s energy efficiency. When asked why the focus on greening the house, Obama said, “Part of what I want to do is to show the American people that it’s not that hard.”

Global warming is a global concern. Although the global economy is in the pits right now, HSBC bank’s second annual global poll found that 43 percent think climate change is a bigger problem than the financial crisis. And 78 percent of those polled want their countries to do their “fair share” of reducing greenhouse gas emissions. Although the global citizens polled want their governments to fight global warming, invest in renewable energy (55 percent), and participate in climate talks (27 percent), as individuals, these people are less willing to change their own lifestyle than last year (47 percent in 2008 vs. 58 percent in 2007). Have they ever heard the expression that change begins with YOU?

So if you are a big greenie, where can you meet like-minded individuals? Funny you should ask. There is a new social networking site called Greenwala. The site is designed to help people learn more about being green, brag about their green works with family and friends.

Post-Thanksgiving News: A Dose of Terror with your Tryptophan

Friday, November 28th, 2008

Black Friday’s Black for a Different Reason Today as the world mourns what the latest count reveals to be 155 people dead in Mumbai. The past three days have been a nightmare for India and those dear to the wounded or killed in the wide-spread terrorist attacks made upon the country’s bustling, financial capital. Three hundred twenty people–many of them tourists (targeted for just that reason)–were seriously injured in addition to those slain, and the latest news is that the five Jewish hostages taken have been murdered. India is, for now, blaming Pakistan and potentially looking to Jihadist groups as the perpetrators of these violent crimes, but everyone’s holding his or her breath to see how many more will be reported missing or dead and how the siege will play out.

Putin’s Wily Ways have seen the light of day again. Why can’t we shake the feeling that Vladimir’s a total creep? Probably because he is. Seven years ago, in the first optimistic years of his presidency, Putin assured both Russia and the world that changing the constitution for the benefit of one man was wrong and would corrode the greater good. Saying he would not extend the presidential term past four years, Vlad seemed dignified, on the side of right, ready to turn away from power if it meant the country was one step further from its bloody, dictatorial past. Well, fast forward to the present, and he’s helping what some have called his puppet, Dmitry Medvedev, do just that: change the constitution to accommodate a greater-than-four-year term for Russia’s principle in command, leading many to wonder what sneaky things P is up to and whether they involve another go at the post.

The Lori Drew MySpace Case Verdict is raising questions folks should, truth be told, have been asking for years now. Can–should–lying about your identity be considered a crime? Should doing so for malicious intent–perhaps with devastating results–be call for a misdemeaner charge, one of a felony or nothing at all? I cannot begin to unpack the rage this case evinces in me, but suffice it to say, charging Drew on three misdemeanors falls very, very short of what I’d charge the monster with.

…and to mitigate some of this doom and gloom, I’ll move on to slightly more pleasant, holiday-related matters:

Turkey Food Coma has subsided enough to encourage even present-economy-stricken buyers from their wallet-hugging, to rush over to the mall and to the oasis of sales they’re sure to find there this Black Friday 2008.