Losers of the Year

Friday, December 12th, 2008



Meet Gina Rios and Sabrina Devens. These two ladies saw last month’s fires in Southern California as a golden opportunity. According the LA Weekly, after the Porter Ranch neighborhood in San Fernando Valley was evacuated, they allegedly decided to help themselves to the contents of Rafat Salib’s house, nicking Gucci and Chanel handbags, an Xbox 360, a laptop computer, and more goodies. Weirder still, when Salib, who returned home by chance to check on the house, discovered them mid-loot, Rios told him they were looking for Jerry McGuire.


Sylmar Fire’s Lady Looters – News – LA Weeklypage 1 – LA Weekly

Media Watchdog: Is Meet the Press For Mature Audiences Only?

Friday, December 12th, 2008

David Gregory, superstar of NBC News and former White House correspondent, will host his first episode of “Meet the Press,” the interview news program, this Sunday. While the media had been speculating for weeks about who the new host would be, Americans have mostly survived the wait. At least I have.

“Meet the Press” is the longest-running television show in broadcast history, and NBC staffers regard it with a great degree of reverence. This same fawning is paid to Tim Russert, the long-time host of MPT who died earlier this year. Tom Brokaw, who took over as temporary host after Russert died, was in full reverence mode when he introduced Gregory as the new host on last week’s show. “Tim always liked to say that ‘Meet the Press was a national treasure, the rest of us were all temporary custodians of all that,” Brokaw said.

Apparently, within the NBC studios Brokaw is also a national treasure. At least that’s how Gregory treated him during their conversation last week. “I feel so grateful to you for everything you’ve brought to the program in such a difficult time after Tim died, and it’s really meant a lot,” Gregory said. “It’s meant a lot to the country, it’s meant a lot to us to see your example.”

Really? It’s meant a lot to the country? Russert’s untimely death may have been a surprise, but I’m sorry to say most people have pretty much moved on by now. (Slate’s Jack Shafer documented the media’s obsessive and saccharine Russert coverage.) With the newly canonized Russert tied so closely to “Meet the Press,” it’s understandable (in a way) that the press hyperventilated about his replacement (as again covered by Shafer.)

In his sign-off last week, Brokaw noted how “Meet the Press” was valued by viewers outside of New York City and Washington, D.C. “Across the country,” he said, “I have been very struck by how important this broadcast is to people as a regular appointment for them.”

But “Meet the Press” was relevant only once during the presidential campaign, when Colin Powell endorsed Barack Obama. And this relevance was due solely to Powell’s praise for Obama.

There has to be a generational gap, because I have watched “Meet the Press” exactly once: for the Colin Powell segment. And that was by streaming video.

Brokaw encouraged Gregory to “reach to your generation and get some fresh new voices that are out there because it’s a very impressive crowd of young journalists who are coming of age.” I’m flattered, Tom, I am. But notice he didn’t say “young viewers.” Maybe that’s because no young person in her right mind would wake up at 8 a.m. Sunday morning to listen to politicians go over their talking points.

If “Meet the Press” is the institution I keep hearing it is, then it will still be around in 39 years, for its 100th birthday. By then I’ll be 65, and old enough to appreciate the wonder that is “Meet the Press.” Will David Gregory still be hosting?

Daily News Roundup: All Blago All the Time

Friday, December 12th, 2008


Blago, Blago, Blago.
It’s all the papers can think about. The corruptest politician since forever, the Illinois Governor’s Senate Seat For Sale TV Movie of the century is far more entertaining than New York’s Luv Guv, Eliot Spitzer’s fantastic downfall. Today in Blago news, they learn how to say his name (helped along by a pronunciation guide in the articles),  more about how future Prezzy Barack Obama has zero to do with him (even back back when they were just ladder climbing pols), more about how they are trying to force the crook out of office, how Obama’s mouthpiece Rahm Emanuel gave him an acceptable list of candidates, and how there was a fundraiser held by potential candidate Jesse Jackson Jr. allies on behalf of Blago. At least his Chief of Staff and co-defendant, John Harris got the memo that he’s persona nongrata and finally resigned.

Kim Jong Il had a stroke
. A French doctor Francois-Xavier Roux of Sainte-Anne hospital in Paris, told Le Figaro that the North Korean dictator did in deed have a stroke but never underwent surgery. There have been rumors about his heath for months but the State-owned press is prone to releasing undated pictures of the Dear Leader and insisting everything’s hunky dory.

La Muerte Las Vegas? The gambling capital of the country is also the new suicide capital of the country. Hilariously, the suicide researchers (how’s that for a job?) insist that the gambling losses have nothing to do with it. Says Mike Murphy: “”The vast majority of those that came to Las Vegas did not come here and lose their money and then commit suicide,” Murphy said. “They came here with the idea of making their last kind of ‘hooray,’ and then they took their lives.”

Oceans 14, the Al-Qaeda Edition:
A female Al-Qaeda “legend,” Malika El-Aroud, a widow of a suicide bomber was arrested in Belgium, along with 13 others, all who had high-level contacts in the terror organization. The group is suspected of planning a coordinated terror attack during an EU Summit in Brussels Thursday and Friday.

The engine’s stalled on the auto bailout.
However, the Bush administration might step up and throw the industry a bone from the $700 billion market rescue plan, especially after last night’s $14 billion emergency plan went up in smoke in the Senate.

Just call me Senator Al. The former comedian-turned-aspiring politician Al Franken is knee-deep in the recount for Minnesota’s Senate seat again Norm Coleman, gaining some momentum with the inclusion of 1500 absentee ballots that they contend were unlawfully dismissed. Meanwhile Coleman is looking at his own scandal: that a friend “and benefactor tried to steer money” to Coleman.