Amuse Bouche: Bobby Jindal’s Rebuttal

Friday, February 27th, 2009

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Just when you think the Republican Party “can do anything” can’t stoop any lower, they throw Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal onto the national stage—to tirelessly compare himself to President Obama, make numerous Hurricane Katrina references to score a little cheap sympathy, and then sideswipe our dear president for passing “irresponsible” legislation.

Who compares himself to another in one breath, only to whack the same person from behind in another? It’s low. It’s dirty. And this is the behavior of the Republican Party’s new wonder boy—the kid they’re supposedly grooming to run for the White House in 2012? Good luck.

And, uh, if the American people “can do anything,” then why the hell was Jindal talking to us like we’re a bunch of illiterate children? We. Can. Understand. You. At normal talking speed. Governor. (But if you feel the itch to dumb yourself down more in the future—by all means…)

Music News You Can Use: DepMod Gets Apple Savvy, T-Pain Gets Threats

Friday, February 27th, 2009

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DepMod and Apple in business love … Depeche Mode are debuting their comeback album Sounds of the Universe with an Apple twist – they’ll be testing out the new iTunes Pass, which allows buyers to receive “extended singles, remixes, videos, and more,” in addition to the regular album. What’s the cost? While the actual album is priced at the regular $9.99, the deluxe iTunes Pass edition will be bumped up to $18.99. However, the perks, which extend until June 16, are never explained in detail, nor does it guarantee any exclusive material. Ha, there is a catch! Sounds of the Universe is expected to be released April 21.

The Beastie Boys and “weird” sound about right … In an interview with Entertainment Weekly last weekend, Beastie Boy rapper Adam Yauch (MCA) described their upcoming album as a “pretty weird record.” Unlike their 2007 record The Mix-Up, their upcoming and eighth release will feature rhymes, among other aspects like “playing” and sampling. The rappers will also be performing at this year’s Bonnaroo festival.

No Doubtamore dates … As promised, No Doubt will be headlining a summer reunion tour, releasing dates that begin May 3 at the Bamboozle Festival and ending August 1 in their native area of Southern California (Irvine). Other acts supporting them throughout the tour include Paramore, Janelle Monae, Bedouin Soundclash, and the Sounds. While fan club pre-sales begin today, tickets will be available to the public on March 7 through Live Nation.

Nappy Boy cancels gig (gulp) … Everyone’s favorite Autotune/Vocoder user, T-Pain, has canceled a South American show due to what his promoter says are “credible death and kidnapping threats.” The performance, which was part of a festival celebrating Guyana’s independence from Great Britain, was called when the singer received unidentified phone and e-mail messages. The threats are currently being investigated by the local authorities of Guyana.

The Green Report: Obama Means Business on Green Energy

Friday, February 27th, 2009

It only makes sense that this week’s Green Report focus on the environment and the Obama administration after his joint session of Congress address on Tuesday. The Prez has some big ideas to help the environment. In fact, his top priority was energy, which includes producing more renewable energy and reducing America’s dependence on oil from the Middle East. Woo hoo!

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So, it comes as no surprise that President Obama is reversing more of former President George W. Bush’s policies on oil shale. In fact, his Administration recently removed the leases for another round of oil-shale development projects on federal lands in Colorado, Utah and Wyoming. Ken Salazar, Obama’s Interior Secretary, withdrew a proposal for additional research and oil shale leases due to economic and environmental concerns. He thought the previous proposal in January for research and development on 1.9 million acres was flawed. Salazar told MSNBC that new proposals will “help answer critical questions about oil shale, including about the viability of emerging technologies on a commercial scale, how much water and power would be required, and what impact commercial development would have on land, water, wildlife, and communities.” Now, that’s environmentally responsible leadership.

And President Obama has plans to put his money where his mouth is. His proposed budget, released by the White House recently, would call for $15 billion a year to develop clean-energy technologies, which include solar and wind power. The funding to fight climate change and the country’s dependence on foreign oil would come from auctioning off carbon pollution permits, starting in 2012 (more on this below). Obama’s commitment to tackling climate change is fantastic but Congress is ultimately in charge of the budgeting. And the House and Senate haven’t written a bill yet that regulates greenhouse gases and collects money to do so. Let’s see what Congress and the President can devise to stop global warming.

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Environmental change calls for big bucks and a new funding system. To pay for his environmental budget to fight global warming, Obama proposes a “cap and trade” system. Basically, the federal government would require companies like power plants and industrial facilities that emit greenhouse gases linked to global warming to purchase permits. It’s like a costly swap-a-roo. If a company exceeds their greenhouse gases limit (read: cap), then they must buy credits from those that are emitting less.

This new revenue stream could bring in $78.6 billion to the Treasury by 2012. And the auctioning of emission allowances as outlined by the Obama plan is predicted to usher in a whopping $645.7 billion between 2012 and 2019. This is no small change and no small difference. The plan would “cut total emissions 14 percent below 2005 levels by 2020 and 83 percent below 2005 levels by 2050.”

And Obama’s thinking of the little guy too. His proposed plan would take 80 percent of the anticipated revenue (or $526 billion) and subsidize the higher energy costs of low- and middle-income folks through tax credits. And the rest of the dough would go towards alternative, clean energy initiatives. Good thinking Prez!

Letter from Farai: We Are Not On Our Knees

Thursday, February 26th, 2009

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In his address to Congress Tuesday, President Barack Obama said, “We will rebuild, we will recover, and the United States of America will emerge stronger than before.”

It sounds good. Will it happen? It’s very much up to us.

We live in a country that, until recently, floated on a bubble of consumer spending. Every time we ran up our credit cards, we made it a little easier to generate economic indicators (like the Gross Domestic Product) that said we were fine. We were producing and consuming. Who cares if we were also spending to excess, speculating on homes we couldn’t afford, and failing to save? We ignored those indicators, to our peril.

I say this not as a financial goody two shoes. Though I am lucky enough to have some savings and no debt RIGHT NOW, I have been tens of thousands of dollars in credit card debt in the past. I learned that scrounging for change to buy lunch is not a fun way to live when you KNOW you could have had money in the bank if only you didn’t take that vacation, buy those shoes, and speculate on money you thought was coming in but didn’t. I had to learn that lesson dozens of humiliating times before I finally said, “I ain’t doin’ that no more.”

Of course, there are times when some of us are buying groceries off of credit cards, not because we are spending too much but because there seem to be no options. It for folks who have spent as wisely as they can and are still backed against the wall that we have to figure out how to rejigger this economy. How can we sort out how to help people who are trying their best and not just funnel the money into tax breaks for people who jacked us to begin with?

I believe the first thing to do is to read the news and to educate ourselves about the economics of the nation at large and of the communities we live in.

I’ll be posting some more on jobs and economics soon… a lot more. And you can read the full version of Obama’s speech here.

Rise Up, Stay Strong

On my way back from a long trip that included my stop in Detroit, I ended up watching the airplane movie. I hate airplane movies. They usually pick the worst thing that failed in the theatres and throw it on the screen 33,000 feet in the sky.

Then I saw Ice Cube, one of my favorite “blacktresses,” Tasha Smith, and this wonderful teen, who I found out was KeKe Palmer of “Akeelah and the Bee.” The movie is called The Longshots and it’s about a girl whose spirit-broken, ex-football star uncle (Cube) teaches her to be a Pop Warner football quarterback in a broke-down factory town. It sounds treacly, right? Well, I loved it. It’s a straight up feel good movie. And my favorite part is when the salty bar owner gives a speech about how no one is going to come rescue this town, but they can up their own game, clean up their own streets, and take some pride in who they are. This girl’s ambition helps lift folks up. Best of all, it’s a true story.

My Pollyanna side says we can make more of those true stories… the kind about people finding pride in their towns and their friends, family, and creative talents. Money pays the rent but it doesn’t make people happy. I believe that. Of course I’m hustling for mine, but we can either face the hard times with some heart or fall apart. We do have choices, even if they’re only how we react to the challenges at hand.

Previously On Lost: The Days of Locke’s Lives

Thursday, February 26th, 2009

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You win some; you lose some.
Lost’s recipe for success includes ever-changing allegiances, malleable definitions of “good” and “evil” and a never-quite-resolved list of mysteries.  And like the scales of the astrological sign Libra, the confusion and resolution sides always seem to balance each other out. What we gain in clarity we often lose in understanding.

True to this formula, last night’s episode — the seventh of the season — served up a lot of resolution, but it also delivered a quid pro quo of new unresolved perplexities.

Namely:

Why did Ben assassinate his lord and savior, John Locke?
Could Charles Widmore actually be the good guy in all of this?
Just who is this Eloise Hawking, and why does she seem to move Ben to murder?
Did the Island’s magical powers reincarnate John Locke?
Who is this “new guy” that joined our old favorites on the flight to Guam?
Egads, could there really be more Other Others on the Island?
What’s so wonderful about Tunisia?

We can’t answer all of the above, but let’s start with the  end of John Locke, to whom this episode was dedicated (it was titled “The Life and Death of Jeremy Bentham”). Just as we’d come to accept the fact that Locke had committed suicide, we learn that he was actually murdered. By Ben.

WTF?

In the lead-up to Locke’s death, we’re subjected to what felt like an eternity of John standing on a desk, an orange, industrial-grade electrical cord wrapped around his neck, arguing with Ben, who pleads with John not go through with it.

What makes this development most perplexing is that we’d come to believe in John Locke as the Christ-hero of the show; a man willing to martyr himself in order to save others (and The Others, too). And it’s by way of Ben’s calm, cool insistence that we — and he, and pretty much everyone else (save the jealous, cranky Jack) — believe that John is The One. Even Jack eventually comes around. Why? It can all be traced back to Ben.

Along comes Eloise Hawking, whose existence is apparently enough to move Ben to kill his own, personal Jesus.

It’s at Locke’s mere mention of Eloise that Ben grabs the aforementioned orange cord, wraps it around John’s neck, and coolly waits for him to breathe his last gasp.

There is much speculation as to who this Eloise character is. Remember that hot, Rambo-outfitted blonde chick who threatens to kill Daniel Faraday back in episode three? Well, it seems her name is Elly (which could be short for Eloise, right?). Also, she seems to be allied with Charles Widmore.

Ah, Widmore. Clearly J.J. Abrams and the Gang want us to like him a little. He, too, makes a convincing case of why Locke is the redeemer of the Island. And, in what is almost always a surefire trick of TV to get the audience on the good side of a character, Widmore makes us laugh — if only briefly.

We learn it’s Widmore who’s responsible for the Jeremy Bentham alias. As he provides a new identity and passport to a confused Locke, explaining that this new name is a reference to an old English philosopher, he says: “Your parents had a sense of humor when they named you. Why can’t I?”

Oh, and Widmore’s the guy who sets John globetrotting around to convince the Oceanic Six to go back. Need a vacation? Don’t worry, Lost can take you around the world in under 18 minutes. We visit Sayid in Santo Domingo, Dominican Republic. We are whisked up to New York City to watch John have a brief conversation with Walt that essentially amounts to:

Locke: “Hey dude, what’s up?”
Walt: “Chillin’. How’s my dad?
Locke: (Pause) “I think he’s relaxing on a big boat somewhere.”
Walt: “Oh, cool.”
Locke: “Peace.”
Walt: “Peace.”

Um, OK. Then it’s off to LA, where a truly Lost-ian coincidence brings an almost-shot-and-car-accident-killed John to Jack’s hospital. Jack’s welcome was not a warm one. Ditto Kate, who disses John with a “gee, you’ve really evolved, huh?” comment. Asylum-dwelling, sphinx-doodling Hurley’s a no-go, too, first dismissing Locke as a hallucination, but then just plain dismissing him.

Locke, dejected and feeling like a failure, resigns himself to suicide. He pens that heart-wrenchingly concise suicide note addressed to Jack, grabs his self-immolating equipment and…we’re back where this recap began.

Of all the episodes this season, this one was the most satisfying from a storyline perspective. The pace was quick, it didn’t get too caught up in dropping arcane, red-herring numbers and figures, and it brought us a staggering climax to the Locke story that’s been slow-brewing all season. His death — and subsequent rebirth — brought a whole new batch of painfully unresolved questions. And it hurts so good.