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Amuse Bouche: SNL’s Insight Into The Real GOP Agenda

Monday, February 16th, 2009

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The opening skit of the recent Saturday Night Live show featured Dan Aykroyd as Senate Minority Leader, John Boehner (R-Ohio), in a funny Republican “meeting of the minds.” These GOP leaders sit around the table to discuss the so-called Republican agenda. Their top priorities were disowning the Obama Stimulus Package (to excuse themselves from any blame about the economy), complaining about the Obama girls sleepovers and plotting to get the President impeached after only three weeks. Their resounding chant: “Majority here we come!” With the recent negotiations surrounding the stimulus package, it makes you wonder if there is any truth to this skit! Check out the video.

Amuse Bouche: Obama in “The District”

Wednesday, February 11th, 2009

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As if Obama’s rise to the presidency needed anymore excitement, the folks over at Newsweek took a cue from MTV and gave the good prez his very own reality show. You might think The District wouldn’t be as juicy as The Hills or The City, but let’s remember—this is Washington, where congressional cat fights and shit-talking senators abound. Purrrfect!

Episode One (below) follows “Team Obama” as they man up to attack the economic crunch “Team George W. Douche” left behind. Don’t be fooled by Obama’s long, blank stares—that’s just the reality show way of indicating that drama is upon us—because the man is always up to the task. One trillion dollar stimulus bill at a time.

Eat your heart out, Lauren Conrad.

Amuse Bouche: SNL Has New Album & Video “I’m On A Boat”

Tuesday, February 10th, 2009

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Weird Al Yankovic has some competition. The guys behind Saturday Night Live (SNL) skits are dropping their own album, Incredibad, on February 10. Their latest video, “I’m On A Boat,” features SNL staffers, Andy Samberg and Akiva Schaffer, and hip hop, megastar T-Pain (You have to include “The Pain” on the track because his sound equals instant hit.) The video is ridiculous and it’s nice to know T-Pain can laugh at himself (because we sure are).

Letter from Farai: Storms, Murder-Suicides, and Me

Tuesday, February 3rd, 2009

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One of the strange things about being in the news business is that you are constantly developing a personal relationship to stories that have nothing to do to you. You can talk about “objectivity” all you want—and even get close to that mythic ideal—but if you’re like most reporters I know you will be touched by everything. I still remember the mother of this one murder victim and the way she had picked at her hangnails until her entire nailbeds were bloody. I remember two murderers who I interviewed in a women’s prison. I didn’t have any connection to them before I walked in, but I still feel connected 20 years later.

On the other hand, there are stories where I get a teeny window onto a big story from some small, random connection.

There was a horrible murder-suicide last month where a man in California killed his five young children, his wife, and himself. He happened to have just lost his job at the Kaiser facility where I used to go for all my doctor’s visits. To quote the AP story:

But even more incomprehensible to some was the story that emerged after the bodies were found Tuesday: A father who, after he and his wife were fired from their jobs, killed all six family members before turning the gun on himself.

In a letter faxed to Los Angeles television station KABC before his suicide, Ervin Antonio Lupoe blamed his former employer for the deaths, detailing his grievance against Kaiser Permanente’s West Los Angeles Medical Center, where he and his wife Ana had worked as technicians.

Lupoe, 40, claimed the couple was being investigated for “misrepresentation of our employment to an outside agency for the benefit to ourselves’s [sic], childcare.” He said the initial interview was held on December 19, and when he reported for work on December 23, “I was told by my administrator … that ‘You should not even have bothered to come to work today. You should have blown your brains out.’”

“Oh lord, my God,” the letter concludes. “Is there no hope for a widow’s son?”

Kaiser Permanente said in a statement Tuesday night that while the company is “saddened by the despair in Mr. Lupoe’s letter faxed to the media … we are confident that no one told him to take his own life or the lives of his family.”

The Lupoes’ employment was terminated over a week ago “after an internal investigation,” the company said.

In  a completely different intersection with the news, I found myself sleeping in the Detroit airport after an entire day of trying to get out of Louisville, Kentucky—where I was supposed to be giving a speech. I spent all day traveling there, and then the event AND my flights were canceled. Over the next few hours I got on and off planes and spent the night at the Detroit airport. In Louisville, they ran out of de-icing fluid TWICE. As one person said, that made it not an “act of god” but a mechanical error.  But I’m back home. Here’s what’s going on in the ice belt.

Well over a million people shivered in ice-bound homes across the country Wednesday, waiting for warmer weather and for utility crews to restring power lines brought down by a storm that killed 23 as it took a snowy, icy journey from the Southern Plains to the East Coast. But with temperatures plunging, utility officials warned that it could be mid-February before electricity is restored to some of the hardest-hit places. The worst of the power failures were in Kentucky, Arkansas andOhio.

Just getting to their source was difficult for utility crews. Ice-encrusted tree limbs and power lines blocked glazed roads, and cracking limbs pierced the air like popping gunfire as they snapped.

Some of these folks could be without power for two weeks! And the weather is freezing!

I hope they get some relief soon.

Amuse Bouche: Obama’s Sex Life on Fox News

Tuesday, February 3rd, 2009

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That model of totally unbiased and legit broadcast news reporting—Fox news—has done it again. When the network’s Detroit affiliate called in its resident “Love Doctor” to discuss the ins and outs (so to speak) of Barack and Michelle Obama’s relationship, the sexpert backed into a Freudian flip. Pay attention MSNBC. Lookee here CNN. This is “hard-hitting” journalism at its finest: