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You win some; you lose some.
Lost’s recipe for success includes ever-changing allegiances, malleable definitions of “good” and “evil” and a never-quite-resolved list of mysteries. And like the scales of the astrological sign Libra, the confusion and resolution sides always seem to balance each other out. What we gain in clarity we often lose in understanding.
True to this formula, last night’s episode — the seventh of the season — served up a lot of resolution, but it also delivered a quid pro quo of new unresolved perplexities.
Namely:
Why did Ben assassinate his lord and savior, John Locke?
Could Charles Widmore actually be the good guy in all of this?
Just who is this Eloise Hawking, and why does she seem to move Ben to murder?
Did the Island’s magical powers reincarnate John Locke?
Who is this “new guy” that joined our old favorites on the flight to Guam?
Egads, could there really be more Other Others on the Island?
What’s so wonderful about Tunisia?
We can’t answer all of the above, but let’s start with the end of John Locke, to whom this episode was dedicated (it was titled “The Life and Death of Jeremy Bentham”). Just as we’d come to accept the fact that Locke had committed suicide, we learn that he was actually murdered. By Ben.
WTF?
In the lead-up to Locke’s death, we’re subjected to what felt like an eternity of John standing on a desk, an orange, industrial-grade electrical cord wrapped around his neck, arguing with Ben, who pleads with John not go through with it.
What makes this development most perplexing is that we’d come to believe in John Locke as the Christ-hero of the show; a man willing to martyr himself in order to save others (and The Others, too). And it’s by way of Ben’s calm, cool insistence that we — and he, and pretty much everyone else (save the jealous, cranky Jack) — believe that John is The One. Even Jack eventually comes around. Why? It can all be traced back to Ben.
Along comes Eloise Hawking, whose existence is apparently enough to move Ben to kill his own, personal Jesus.
It’s at Locke’s mere mention of Eloise that Ben grabs the aforementioned orange cord, wraps it around John’s neck, and coolly waits for him to breathe his last gasp.
There is much speculation as to who this Eloise character is. Remember that hot, Rambo-outfitted blonde chick who threatens to kill Daniel Faraday back in episode three? Well, it seems her name is Elly (which could be short for Eloise, right?). Also, she seems to be allied with Charles Widmore.
Ah, Widmore. Clearly J.J. Abrams and the Gang want us to like him a little. He, too, makes a convincing case of why Locke is the redeemer of the Island. And, in what is almost always a surefire trick of TV to get the audience on the good side of a character, Widmore makes us laugh — if only briefly.
We learn it’s Widmore who’s responsible for the Jeremy Bentham alias. As he provides a new identity and passport to a confused Locke, explaining that this new name is a reference to an old English philosopher, he says: “Your parents had a sense of humor when they named you. Why can’t I?”
Oh, and Widmore’s the guy who sets John globetrotting around to convince the Oceanic Six to go back. Need a vacation? Don’t worry, Lost can take you around the world in under 18 minutes. We visit Sayid in Santo Domingo, Dominican Republic. We are whisked up to New York City to watch John have a brief conversation with Walt that essentially amounts to:
Locke: “Hey dude, what’s up?”
Walt: “Chillin’. How’s my dad?
Locke: (Pause) “I think he’s relaxing on a big boat somewhere.”
Walt: “Oh, cool.”
Locke: “Peace.”
Walt: “Peace.”
Um, OK. Then it’s off to LA, where a truly Lost-ian coincidence brings an almost-shot-and-car-accident-killed John to Jack’s hospital. Jack’s welcome was not a warm one. Ditto Kate, who disses John with a “gee, you’ve really evolved, huh?” comment. Asylum-dwelling, sphinx-doodling Hurley’s a no-go, too, first dismissing Locke as a hallucination, but then just plain dismissing him.
Locke, dejected and feeling like a failure, resigns himself to suicide. He pens that heart-wrenchingly concise suicide note addressed to Jack, grabs his self-immolating equipment and…we’re back where this recap began.
Of all the episodes this season, this one was the most satisfying from a storyline perspective. The pace was quick, it didn’t get too caught up in dropping arcane, red-herring numbers and figures, and it brought us a staggering climax to the Locke story that’s been slow-brewing all season. His death — and subsequent rebirth — brought a whole new batch of painfully unresolved questions. And it hurts so good.
It’s not often that David Letterman lets his viewers behind his wise-ass veil to see the salt-of-the-earth Midwestern guy he really is. His first post-9/11 monologue was one example. More recently, his peacemaking with Mary Hicks—mother of the late, great comic Bill Hicks—showed Letterman to be a real mensch, contrite for a wrong committed more than 15 years before.
The controversy between Letterman and Hicks is the stuff of comedy legend. Hicks had appeared on Letterman’s show many times, always funny, sharp, and sometimes a little edgy. But on October 1, 1993, what would have been Hicks’ last appearance was thought to be too edgy, and got cut—reportedly the only performance ever removed from Letterman’s show.
On January 30, 2009, that performance finally aired.
Hicks died of pancreatic cancer not long after that unfortunate episode, on February 26, 1994, exactly 15 years ago. He called himself “Chomsky with dick jokes,” and spoke of spirituality and embracing humanity like a New Age guru (an option kyboshed by his legendary love of cigarettes and booze). But he showed no patience for obnoxious, dim-bulb audiences. Fans love that about him.
It is a great testament to Bill Hicks that he is still respected by his fellow comics and revered by discerning comedy fans. His CDs and DVDs still fly off the shelves. Several biographies and compilations of his material have been published, he’s been the subject of academic research, tributes are held in his honor, and Hicks goods are a cottage industry.
The question is, why? Why is Bill Hicks so popular today when he never got the recognition his talent demanded during his lifetime? Sure, he was and remains something of a demigod in the U.K., but American audiences never gave him his due, while lesser comics found unmitigated success. (As biographer Cynthia True noted in American Scream, a week after Hicks died, Carrot Top received an American Comedy Award.)
Maybe his timing was off. Not his comedic timng—that was always impeccable. But being a political comic with a sharp leftist bent was not safe or convenient in the Reagan/Bush years when Hicks’ star was on the ascent.
His appreciation for drug use—encouraging those willing to open their minds and just say yes—was off kilter with a nation pledged to “just say no.” He asked why TV news never covers “positive drug stories”:
“Today, a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration and that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There’s no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and you are the imagination of yourself. Here’s Tom with the weather!”
When Gordon Gekko was telling America that greed is good, and Americans were believing it—continuing unto our current nightmare—Hicks was reminding his audience that the ability to buy and sell things is no measure of success.
And long before President Obama made America post-racial (*wink*), maybe Hicks’ take on race relations, vis-à-vis the Rodney King riots, was too discomforting to mainstream audiences.
San Francisco-based comic and playwright Kurt Weitzmann says Hicks’ comedy was an act of courage in the Reagan years.
“Hicks was fearless in stating his point of view. When you’re telling jokes to a room full of strangers in a comedy club, trying to make them laugh with a definite political slant that usually goes against the belief structure of a good half of the room, your logic must be rock solid and your jokes must be brilliant. His act was both rock solid and brilliant,” Weitzmann says.
Yet despite the difficulty in getting his message into the mainstream, Hicks maintains and even expands his fan base. And his effect on other comics continues. Kevin Kataoka, a very clever and highly successful comic in his own right, says his early contacts with Hicks provided a foundation for his career that followed. “He praised my ‘bad ventriloquist’ joke that I treasure for that reason,” Kataoka says. “He made me realize that he didn’t want my act to mimic his—something comics don’t get—but to be honest to what makes you truly unique and funny.”
Perhaps the most compelling evidence of Hicks’ brilliance is the staying power of much of his material. “My political jokes are old in two weeks. Hicks’ stand up after 15 years,” says Tina Dupuy, a Los Angeles-based comic and writer. “He hasn’t told a joke since the Lorena Bobbit case, and still no one can follow him.”
Dupuy’s position finds ample proof all over the internet. Gays in the military still an issue? Rush Limbaugh said some stupid and inflammatory jackass thing for no good goddamn reason? New Kids on the Block are selling gutless, soulless pop to adoring fans (again!) while music that matters is pushed to the margins? The U.S. military is plodded down in the desert somewhere, making war on people we claim to be helping? Hicks’ material is still relevant, still on target, and still hard-hitting. And funny.
But Hicks’ brilliance goes beyond taking the day’s news and spinning it into comedy gold. Like Kataoka says, it has to do with being honest with yourself and with your audience, being true to your reality and letting the humor come from that naked place. Hicks did that. And beyond honesty, he committed to it with love.
Bill Hicks was 32 when he died. That just feels wrong.
And so it begins. Again.
Episode six not only felt like starting over, it also felt like the season finally, and in some ways literally, got off the ground. Yes, it opens with the now-iconic scene of Jack’s eye opening, and we pan out to see he’s lying in a jungly pile of green.
Yeah, we’re back.
After much impatience on our end, not to mention that of Ben and (in spirit) Locke, our favorite, core characters officially get back to where they once belonged.
In episode six, there was so much to sink one’s teeth into, it’s almost miraculous they were able to pack it all in. Where do we begin? Well, at the beginning of the end of the Oceanic Six’s off-island getaway (minus Aaron; we’ll get to that in a second).
The show had something for everyone: hot romance (how about that Kate and Jack kiss? Dayam!), reveals about Locke’s death, meaningful numbers, geography, mad scientist equations, WTF moments, unanswered questions, tears (OMG, that suicide note from Locke to Jack was a rough one), and even some laughter. But one overarching theme was present throughout: are they effing nuts to want to go back? And it was a theme the Lost powers-that-be addressed with effective grace.
In a not-so-subtle reference to these characters’ willingness to blithely ignore life-threating warning signs, the clan follows church lady Eloise through a door marked “Caution, Do Not Enter, High Voltage.” They arrive at a subterranean, vast room dominated by a giant pendulum swinging over a map of the world. It is surrounded by chalkboards covered in a scrawled snarl of calculus, geometry, algebra and scientific jibber jabber. And it’s here that we get one of the episode’s two true laughs:
JACK (to Ben): Did you know about this place?
BEN: No, I did not.
JACK (to Eloise): Is he lying?
ELOISE: Probably.
Thus begins Eloise’s rapid-fire enumeration of explications, numbers, charts and graphs. The whole thing strained my pause-button finger almost to paralysis. The Lost creators seem to cater to the obsessives; they know we’re going to rewind, pause, watch and rewind again. They know we avid watchers are looking for hidden clues and Easter eggs, and they love toying with us. Cut it out!
The sum of Eloise’s convoluted monologue that we learn how the troupe is going to return: yep, it’s another plane. Flight 316 from Los Angeles to Guam.
Now. I know Lost has never been predicated on believability. It’s science fiction of the highest order. But, miraculously, the show always manages to address our reluctance to suspend disbelief on an almost-psychic level.
Example: just as we’re all like “No way would crash survivors ever get on an airplane that’s bound to go down before reaching its destination,” the show speaks to us. Eloise says to Jack (and, by proxy, us): “Stop thinking about how ridiculous it is and start asking yourself whether or not you believe it’s going to work. That’s why it’s called a leap of faith, Jack.”
And if Eloise weren’t persuasive enough, it’s Ben who manages to win over Jack with a story of Thomas the Apostle. It boils essentially down to: seeing is believing, and soon you will see. Soon you will believe. So let’s get going already.
And wouldn’t you know it, they do. But not before tying up a few loose ends: Kate (mysteriously) rids herself of Aaron, Jack and Kate have that much-anticipated deep-throat kiss, Jack makes his peace with Locke (kind of), Hurley is sprung from lockup and Sayid (now a convicted criminal) is police-escorted onto the plane, Kate-style.
Another loose end is tied up once they’re on the plane: how in the heck are they going to end up on the Island? Enter pilot Frank J. Lapidus. Serendipity strikes again.
And almost as quickly as these are tied up, we get another “huh?” element added to the mix. Once Kate, Hurley and Jack are reunited on the Island, they are greeted by that unforgettable blue Volkswagen Bus. The driver emerges, gun pointed at them: Jin, decked out in Dharma Initiative gear.
Boom.
Up next: is John Locke really dead or what? Details at 9 PM Eastern, next Wednesday.
Another ass-kicking heroine explores what it means to be human: Dollhouse (FOX, Fri., 9/8c) joins Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles (FOX, Fri., 8/7c) and Battlestar Galactica (SCIFI, Fri., 10/9c) in a familiar quadrant of the science fiction universe. Dollhouse’s automatons are physically human, not machines, but, judged by this week’s pilot, that twist might be about all the show offers.
Created by Buffy the Vampire Slayer’s Joss Whedon and starring Buffy’s troubled slayer, Eliza Dushku, Dollhouse should have a built-in cult fan base. Its premise lives up to its pedigree; its execution—so far—does not. A shadowy, illegal organization maintains a stable of men and women (mostly women, all beautiful) whose minds have been made blank via fancy computer programming and who the company can “imprint” with various personae to hire out as prostitutes, killers, chefs, whatever wealthy clients require. But one doll, Echo (Dushku), isn’t entirely forgetting her memories between jobs. Cue meditations on personality, individuality and memory, and the reprise of the classic humanity vs. technology and mind vs. matter dialectics.
Flinty ex-cop Boyd Langton (Harry Lennix) is trying to convince himself that the Dollhouse might sometimes help its clients, or at least not get them killed, and indignant maverick FBI agent Paul Ballard (Tahmoh Penikett) is investigating the organization without support from his supervisors; insert a Wire-y look at government’s failures and the inherent flaws of institutions here.
So far Dollhouse has only hinted at those sweeping themes—and so far it’s been clumsy about it. It’s a portentous slog broken up by gratuitous action scenes and layered with oblique lines that beg to be taken as weighty epigrams. Maybe that’s just first-episode awkwardness and the show will live up to its lead-in, the underrated Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles.
Now resuming its second season, Sarah Connor forsakes the movie franchise’s Arnoldian bulk and bumble to pick up where Blade Runner left off: the machines are nearly human. Of course, here the machines have grown into rebel robots who rule an apocalyptic future and visit our era to track and kill mankind’s savior, high school student John Connor (Thomas Dekker). But as that plays out, we get to watch a guardian girl-robot (Summer Glau) seem to develop emotions and a conscience and early robo-prototypes ascend the binary ladder to sentience. The martially maternal title character (Lena Headey, reprising Linda Hamilton’s role) keeps chaos at bay, or did until this week’s mid-season restart.
Throughout the series, Sarah Connor has rose ably to the role of the promised child’s mother and protector; now, she’s reduced to needing the encouragement of imaginary conversations with her son’s dead father-from-the-future—a crutch made all the more pathetic by the woeful casting of pretty but unimposing Jonathan Jackson. Hopefully the rest of the season will return Connor to her old toughness, and iron its convoluted who-built-the-robots and who-can-we-trust plotlines into something that will garner enough viewers to keep the show on the air.
If not, there’s still the critically-acclaimed Battlestar Galactica, which resumed its writers’ strike-interrupted fourth season last month. Sentient robo-slaves called Cylons revolted against their human masters, in, yes, an apocalyptic war. The handful of humans who remain find their mythic Earth —and deal with Cylons who masquerade as human, Cylons who don’t know they’re Cylons, and Cylon-human hybrids. With an assortment of strong female leads—the 1978 series’ Boomer and Starbuck have been recast as women—the show has touched on genocide, religious fanaticism, terrorism, and unjust war. Pity it keeps forgetting what it means that a slave revolt started it all.