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Angry Asian Man: Asian Frats and Hazing

Tuesday, March 24th, 2009

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This is a really interesting article on the increasing number of reported incidents of brutal hazing rituals — sometimes resulting in death — among Asian American fraternities: The New Animal Houses. NPR’s Tell Me More picked up on the story with its own really interesting, really sad segment: Asian-American Frat Life Marred By Hazing.

It’s true, we’ve recently heard about a significant number of hazing-related deaths among Asian American fraternities. However, I wouldn’t necessarily single it out as an Asian American thing. There are fraternities/sororities, sports teams and other organizations that engage in hazing, regardless of race and/or culture.

Having never been involved in an Greek organization before, I can’t really speak to why young college students are compelled to join, and then go through the harrowing, dangerous and/or humiliating rituals they sometimes have to endure just to “belong.” (I am not, of course, talking about all fraternities, but you can’t deny that these practices do indeed occur.)

But I do know when a fraternity is collectively involved, it makes it that much harder for any one person to shoulder the blame and take responsibility when something goes horribly wrong. If they entire fraternity, as a collective entity, was taking part, who is really to blame?

Which member of Lambda Phi Epsilon at the University of Texas takes responsibility for the events that led to the death of Jack Phoummarath, who died of alcohol poisoning

as a result of hazing? Who’s the sad sack who gets to face Phoummarath’s family and tell them what happened that night?

All I know is, hearing Jack’s sister Marion in the NPR story, her voice cracking at the mention of her brother… it just breaks your heart. No one should have to go through that. It’s senseless.

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Angry Asian Man: Student Fights English Language Exam

Wednesday, March 18th, 2009


This is an outrageous story out of Iowa… Lori Phanachone is a Laotian American high school senior at Storm Lake High School. She’s a member of the National Honor Society, has a 3.9 grade point average, ranks seventh in the her class of 119 and has been offered a number of college scholarships.

But to school officials, she is considered illiterate and has been serving three days of in-school suspension. Why? Lori refuses to take the complete the English Language Development Assessment, a test she says is demeaning and racist: Student rejects ‘demeaning’ test, is suspended.

According to administrators, taking the test is mandatory because Lori indicated on her school registration that English was not the first language spoken in her home. Her parents are Laotian and still speak little English. These administrators obviously don’t know a damn thing about growing up Asian in America.

So speaking Lao at home automatically puts Lori’s English proficiency in question? If that’s the policy, it’s flawed to the core. Does the school district not realize that it’s entirely possible that Lori somehow earned that 3.9 GPA while also being completely fluent in something other than English?

No doubt, she could rock that exam, but that’s not the point. Lori was born in California and lived in New York before moving to Iowa with her family. She has apparently never been enrolled in any English Language Learning or ESL program. But she refuses to deny her family, culture and identity, and that’s why she’s taking a stand. She shouldn’t have to take this damn test.

Now, she faces another three days of suspension for continuing her refusal to take the exam. She could be suspended again and then expelled for a fourth refusal. According to school administrators, her college scholarships — $86,000 at Buena Vista University and more at Iowa State University — could also be at risk.

This is utter bullshit. Ridiculous, racist

, and an absolute insult to someone who is obviously bright, accomplished, and completely proficient in English. I give mad props to Lori Phanachone for standing up for what she believes in. I wish I had her kind of conviction when I was in high school. Fight this, girl.

By the way, the assistant principal, Beau Ruleaux, actually told Lori to give up her refusal to take the exam because she’s “no Rosa Parks” and wouldn’t succeed in her protest. The guy sounds like an ass. How about he takes the English Language Development Assessment and we see how well he does?

There’s more on this issue here: Protest of language test gets student suspended. And here: Storm Lake, IA student refuses to take ‘demeaning’ test. I understand that there are a lot of forces working against her, and a lot at stake that could affect her future. I hope she hangs in there.

If you’d like to support Lori Phanachone’s fight and speak out against this ridiculous, useless English exam, here’s some contact information for administrators at Storm Lake. Let them know that you stand by Lori, and this is indeed an issue worth protesting:

Paul Tedesco – Storm Lake School District Superintendent
ptedesco@slcsd.org

Mike Hanna – Principal
mhanna@storm-lake.k12.ia.us

Beau Ruleaux – Assistant Principal
bruleaux@slcsd.org

The phone number over at Storm Lake High School is: (712) 732-8065.

This post originally appeared on Angry Asian Man.

All About Race: Racial Insult Is Not Satire

Sunday, March 8th, 2009

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High profile, racially offensive attempts at humor and satire seem to have increased since President Barack Obama became the front-running candidate last summer.

And although the way white artists, satirists and cartoonists have portrayed President and Michelle Obama snatched the most headlines, no racial group is immune from bearing the brunt of cloddish and racially offensive attempts at clever political or social observation.

The most annoying and head shaking aspect of this increasingly apparent pattern, is that once the group which is the subject of the “satire,” and its allies, point out that said satire is not effective and is insulting, the creator of the work and his or her allies dismiss all criticism! The protest voices are discounted and brushed aside right into the soundproof booth of the “they are just too sensitive” category.

The excellent blogs Angry Asian Man and Resist Racism bring us the latest example of this behavior:

An e-mail that referred to College President-elect Jim Yong Kim as a “Chinaman” and warned the campus to prepare for “Asianification” has sparked controversy on campus, less than three days after the announcement that the Harvard professor and global health leader would be inaugurated as the College’s 17th president. The e-mail, which was sent to approximately 1,000 students and alumni, was the Tuesday morning edition of the Generic Good Morning Message, a student written and edited tongue-in-cheek compilation of each day’s news. [ ]

The Tuesday morning e-mail led with a feature written by anonymous GGMM intern “Lozar Theofilactidis.”

“On July 1, yet another hard-working American’s job will be taken by an immigrant willing to work in substandard conditions at near-subsistent wage, saving half his money and sending the rest home to his village in the form of traveler’s checks,” the message states, in part. “Unless ‘Jim Yong Kim’ means ‘I love Freedom’ in Chinese, I don’t want anything to do with him. Dartmouth is America, not Panda Garden Rice Village Restaurant.” Source

And like clockwork, as protests grew louder, the apology appeared. Cue apology:

The author of the original e-mail apologized for “inappropriate” and “insensitive” comments in an e-mail to the GGMM listserv on Tuesday, saying that the comments were intended to be satirical. The GGMM staff also offered a follow-up apology, saying they regretted their lack of oversight. Source

Resist Racism breaks down the predictable third act of this drama:

In addition, this incident is a good example of how racist incidents encourage and embolden other racists. Clearly there are more than just three racists at Dartmouth. From the posts at the Dartmouth Review:

Just when you thought this hilariously over-blown situation was about to resolve itself, …[ ]

Got that? Hilariously over-blown.

[ ] only the specially-trained first responders at OPAL are qualified to deal with this calamity, which in our estimation scores somewhere between the Rape of Nanking and Japanese internment on the Richter Scale of injustice.

What the f**k? Source

Maddening. Read more over at Resist Racism.

This post originally appeared on All About Race.

Angry Asian Man: Asian Gangsters, Thugs and Hookers in Crank 2: High Voltage

Tuesday, January 6th, 2009

Oh man. We knew it was coming. I don’t know how they’ve done it, considering the event at the end of the first movie, but they have gone ahead and made a sequel to Crank. You know, the ridiculous movie where Jason Statham plays a guy who is injected with a toxic “Chinese cocktail” that will kill him unless he keeps his adrenaline pumping? Yeah.

I first heard about this when it was announced last year that our favorite weirdo Bai Ling has a role in the movie. Automatically, that’s a strike against it. But wait, here’s the synopsis, according to IMDb: “Chelios faces a Chinese mobster who has stolen his nearly indestructible heart and replaced it with a battery-powered ticker that requires regular jolts of electricity to keep working.”

That’s right, baby. Another ridiculous premise and more Chinese mobsters! What is it with Jason Statham and Asian gangsters? Seriously. Transporters, Crank, War… now this. And is it just me, or does he essentially play the same guy in every movie he’s in?

Watch the uncensored, not-safe-for-work, for-restricted-audiences-only trailer for Crank 2: High Voltage here. Lots of Asian gangsters, thugs and hookers up in there. The movie opens in theaters in April. I guarantee you won’t see me standing in line for this one.

UPDATE: Oh yeah. Word has it, none other than Kwai Chang Caine himself, David Carradine has a cameo rocking the yellowface in Crank 2 as the has-been Chinese mobster who steals Chelios’ heart. Wow. This movie is really going there, and they just don’t care.

This post originally appeared on the Angry Asian Man blog.

Angry Asian Man: The First Illegal Immigrants

Thursday, November 27th, 2008

In honor of Thanksgiving, Asian American sketch comedy troupe 18 Mighty Mountain Warriors turns the tables and takes a hard look at disease ridden, crime-prone, illegal immigrants that pose a burden to American society… four hundred years ago.

What can be done about these dirty boat people? Take a look: An 18 Mighty Mountain Warrior Thanksgiving Special: Illegal Immigrants. Be warned: this video features Asians dudes costumed as Native Americans and an Asian guy dressed as a white dude. Just so you know.

This was originally published at Angry Asian Man.