ann coulter

Daily News Roundup: And We All Fall Down!

Wednesday, January 7th, 2009

Now that’s what I call a snow bunny! Or a snow . . . Honey! Stop scaring the wildlife! One unlucky skier hopped on a chairlift at Colorado’s Vail Resort and fell overboard. His ski got caught in the lift, leaving him dangling with his pants down for seven excruciatingly cold and embarrassing minutes. (Psst . . . Be thorough. Click through all of the photos for the full story.)

Time-outs? In war? The fighting in Gaza is still underway (12 days later!) . . . minus a three hour ”time-out” period from 1 p.m. to 3 p.m. this afternoon when Israel hit the sidelines so Gaza could catch its breath. Israel has agreed to cease fire every other day during the same three-hour time period to give humanitarian aid an opportunity to clean up the opposition. It’s all in the name of sportsmanlike conduct. You know.

Obama will address our economic woe, woe, woes! tomorrow. The president-elect will give a “major speech” tomorrow at 11 a.m. (EST) to call for quick action on his “American Recovery and Investment Plan,” which is anticipated to save or create over three million jobs. Obama announced today that he has appointed Nancy Killefer as his chief performance officer, which he claims is “one of the most important” appointments he’s made yet. Killefer will be responsible for kicking budgetary ass and taking names up in Washington—to which my inner Gwen Stefani says: “Get it, girl. Get it, get it, girl. To the front, to the side, to the back” and don’t let ‘em hide!

iTunes will no longer compete with the 99 cents store. Beginning in April, iTunes will begin pricing its music according to popularity. The latest and greatest songs will be priced at $1.29, and oldies but goodies will go on clearance at 69 cents a pop. In addition, Apple will remove anticopying restrictions from its music so listeners don’t have to use an iPod to move and groove to their fave downloads. Could this be an end to the iMonopoly?

Uh, the Wicked Witch ain’t dead. When NBC’s “Today Show” cut Ann Coulter out of its lineup yesterday, the woman hopped on her broom and had a hissy all over town. When she returned to get her mug on the show this morning, Matt Lauer explained that they shot her down yesterday because Tony Blair suddenly made himself available. “And I think that’s a good switch,” he added. And I think Matt Lauer is my new favorite person.

In the News: Snip, Snip, Ann Coulter

Tuesday, January 6th, 2009

Won’t see ya and wouldn’t want to be ya! The captain of the Republican Party’s cheerleading team was reportedly D-I-S-S-E-D by NBC’s “Today Show” when the morning program gave her the boot. Coulter was supposed to grace everyone with her presence this morning to promote her new self-titled book, Guilty, but NBC screwed on its thinking cap and high-kicked her out of the line-up. In the book, Coulter refers to President-elect Obama as “B. Hussein Obama.” [Insert totally justified ad hominem attack on Coulter here.]

U.N. school takes the hit from Israeli shelling. A United Nations school located in a Gaza refugee camp took the brunt of an Israeli attack today, resulting in at least 30 deaths. The school was converted into an emergency shelter (er . . . helter-skelter?) station when the fighting began 11 days ago. The director of the U.N. Relief and Works Agency in Gaza, John Ging, reports that “there is nowhere safe in Gaza.” European envoys are urging for a cease-fire, but the fighting continues. (Want to know more? Wrap your mind around this.)

The new carcinogen on the block: Third-hand smoke. OK, OK, so you light up. Just every once in a while. Alcohol is usually involved. First-hand smoke is definitely killer, but you’re a social smoker. No biggie. And the second-hand smoke won’t harm others if they hold their breath and keep a safe distance for the next five minutes. So why should you feel guilty? Experts say that foul-smelling funk that weaves itself into the fabrics of your clothing and around the strands of your hair are: (cue Britney Spears) ”Too high, can’t come down. Losin’ my head, spinning ’round and ’round. Do you feel me now?” TOXIC!

The number of retail stores that closed in 2008? (Think: SIX DIGITS PEOPLE!) And the “Going Out of Business” sales aren’t on the decline either. Tens of thousands of more retailers are expected to close up shop during the first half of this year. The holiday shopping season didn’t provide the necessary boost to keep everyone afloat–with one exception. Good ol’ Wal-Mart is sittin’ perty with an anticipated 2.8 percent increase in sales this past December. Sigh. Sigh. Sigh.

Come out, come out, wherever you are! Who spiked the eggnog with hallucinogens at the Bush family’s holiday party? Who dunnit? C’mon. Make yourself known.

Right Wing Response: Weekly Roundup

Wednesday, October 1st, 2008

Though we tend to skew left at Pop and Politics, there’s a whole other world out there that’s reporting the issues quite differently. We’d like to take a look at them every week.

Ann Coulter apparently saw something creepy in a grassroots video supporting Obama—she followed a link to that video with another one to a Nazi-power song from the 1972 film Cabaret. Children may or may not have political opinions of their own, but come on. I admit I felt a little uneasy watching the kids sing, but then, I feel that way around anything ceremonial. What’s scarier perhaps is that most of the 54 comments on the “Sing for Obama” video were marked as spam (and not just the critics’). The Nazi song is below. For added creepiness, start them playing at exactly the same time and listen. You have to try it. They sync well, trust me.

Sarah Palin has at least three accomplishments to her name as governor of Alaska, according to guest blogger Bill Dyer, writing on radio talk show host Hugh Hewitt’s Townhall.com blog. He blasts the “old media dinosaurs” for not asking her the right questions. Dyer says Palin has used her line-item veto to cut spending from the state budget; renegotiated with full transparency the state’s severance tax on oil and gas production, giving part of the surplus money back to taxpayers; and helped end a stalemate over a $40 billion natural gas pipeline that will lower Alaskans’ high fuel costs and deliver gas to the rest of the country. On this last point, he says, “Gov. Palin has done more to advance the cause of American energy independence than any other politician—of any party, and at any level of state or federal government—in this century.” Quite a claim.

Thank the Democrats for the Wall Street Crisis, say the editors at National Review. An “anything goes” mentality let institutions like Fannie and Freddie get out of control with their debt and spending. That may sound like a joke coming from the free-market camp, but the main contention is that the government overfed the pseudo-public-private lenders with subsidies unavailable to other banks and institutions and then failed to keep an eye on them as they outgrew and brought down the house. And prominent Dems such as John Kerry and Barack Obama were recipients of Fannie-Freddie lobbying and campaign contributions. I like what Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson said in September as the financial mess was spiraling out of control—essentially, solutions first, blame later.

In Brief: How Republicans Responded to the DNC (from an Unaffiliated Voter)

Monday, September 1st, 2008

With the DNC over and the temperamental limelight now hovering towards McCain’s more than slightly surprising VP choice and the impending (weather-based, obstacle ridden?) Republican National Convention, the GOP doesn’t seem to be having their expected grand old party lashing out against the Obama campaign…today. But the day is young and the elephants have not yet been wished happy hunting.

Over the course of the Denver-based convention, however, the McCain Campaign, National Review and folks such as Michelle Malkin, Mark Hemingway and Ann Coulter went to town with a bevy of nasty tidbits that “more than hinted” (cough) at a hope to subvert Obama’s influence (or to simply get a gleeful two cents in).

The Brief Breakdown:

Mon, 8-25: On Michelle Obama’s Speech:

In what can be shocking only to an earthworm lodged deep in the world’s core and away from the sensory-overload producing buzz of this election and American politics in general, we read that Ann Coulter did not like Michelle Obama’s speech.

Here’s an excerpt of her reaction:

The speech itself felt mechanical. There were some interesting quotes including:

“I love America!” [Note: As an aside, I feel like if you have to say it, you call it into question.]

“We will build the world as it should be.”

“Hillary Clinton put 18 million cracks in the glass ceiling”–and this is a paraphrase–and changed the world for our girls. [I'm sure Hillary is happy to know she paved the way for Michelle's daughters.]

She also said some airy, fairy stuff about stellar education from cradle to grave, but no specifics other than by “bringing us together” and finding the “common thread”. Whatever the hell that means.

At the end of the speech, there was a staged moment where Barack was piped in via satellite and talked to his girls who were absolutely precious. To me, I think that part was the “winning” moment, if there was one. The all-American family. The all-American black family. Very powerful.

(more…)

Adios governor

Friday, February 8th, 2008

To the great dismay of Ann Coulter and Rush Limbaugh, Mitt Romney made his grand exit from the national stage yesterday, bowing out of the presidential campaign no less the fear monger than when he entered. His uplifting clear-sighted parting words? “Staying in the race would make it easier for [the Democratic party candidate] to win… And frankly, in this time of war, I simply cannot let my campaign be a part of aiding the surrender to terror.” The end of his candidacy is of course a sure sign that the plan formulated by the millions of Democratic voters in this country to surrender to the terrorists is working! What exactly was the “change” he was pushing, again? Oh yeah, it was getting Washington working again by spending more money we don’t have on a border fence to keep out the cheap labor our economic leaders depend upon and by fomenting even greater domestic political division for years to come. As the “terrorists” who have already infiltrated our country might put it: “Adios, señor!”