Pow! Bam! Guess Who? Not Gonna Tell You! While we’re anxiously teetering on our laurels waiting for Obama’s Boy Wonder to fly in his yellow cape, some men hope that Obama’s Robin is actually, um, a Catwoman. (Michael Moore swears Obama’s VP should a should be a certain Kennedy and Nader believes is none other than lil’ Hill, confident that Obama isn’t “dumb†enough to pick another staid, white, gov/senator. Speaking of other mystery people…
If You Thought a Certain Someone’s Bengali Child was Being Hidden…You may have never heard of Kathleen Hensley Portalski, but she’s certainly paying close attention to the campaign…and her sister. Wazzatz?! The half sister of Cindy McCain, hidden under layers of wool, is pissed off that she’s never been mentioned during the campaign. NPR reported this week that she is more than a little tiffed with Mrs. John McCain who continually claims she is an only child. “I’m upset,” 65-year old Portalski, and the un-heir (left only $10,000) to the Hensley throne says. “I’m angry. It makes me feel like a nonperson, kind of.” So why couldn’t Cindy McCain simply admit to a half-sister? That’s cold…
But Not as Cold As…Elton John’s new ice cream flavor which is like a tiny dancer on my tastebuds!
In Thought-Reform News: The NY Times is reporting that two adorable old Chinese women are being subject to a year of “re-education through labor,†after the 77 and 79-year old “made five visits to the police this month in an effort to get permission to protest what they contended was inadequate compensation for the demolition of their homes in Beijing.” According to state news, 77 people have filed public protest permits, and zero have been approved.
