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The Green Report

Friday, October 3rd, 2008



“No one cares more about the environment than oil companies,” said Steven Colbert
on The Colbert Report last night. Check out his sketch that poked fun at the expiration of the offshore drilling ban. Colbert tells the audience: “A lot of people talk about loving the earth. But how many of them actually penetrate it?” asked Colbert.

Perhaps those thousand of bankers and financial folks who were laid off in this economic fiasco can flip their skills into a “green” job. According to a study released by the U.S. Conference of Mayors Thursday, the new shift to renewable energy and efficiency is expected to create a whopping 4.2 million jobs. Currently, there are about 750,000 folks who work in green jobs. Hey, there’s hope for the unemployed yet.

Forget hybrids and low emissions vehicles. And we all know gas prices and constantly filling up at the pump are a bummer. Daimler’s new tiny Smart ED car may be the answer. This new all-electric vehicle debuted at the Paris Auto Show today. It goes about 90 miles without recharging and barely makes a sound.

What do greenies and Goldman Sachs have in common? They are a part of the Senate’s bailout bill that passed yesterday in a 74 to 25 vote. Although the legislation was primarily designed to aid the nation’s financial system, the bill has incentives for renewable energy use. Environmentalists regard these cuts as essential for promoting growth in wind, solar and other alternative energy industries.

Many of us can remember our parents telling us to eat all the food on our plates. Now kids and grownups in Los Angeles don’t have to. They can give their food scraps to the City of Los Angeles “recycling ambassadors” under a new pilot program.

Houston, there appears to be a problem: SMOG. According to the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA), the city tops the list at #2 (LA is numero uno) for severe smog problem.

Daily News Roundup: Republicans, Let’s Get Ready to Crumble!

Thursday, October 2nd, 2008

Letterman: Top ten things overheard at Palin’s debate camp. Letterman is obviously still livid about McCain’s cancellation last week. So when the going gets bitter, the bitter get—an easy target. Oh, Sarah Palin . . .

If only those darn podiums didn’t get in the way of the main event: Biden versus Barracuda. Watch the two veep candidates verbally beat it out in St. Louis tonight. Will Buffy the Vampire Slayer live up to her reputation for taking no crap from no one (except little ol’ Katie Couric and that Gibson fella), or will she, uh, “get back to us on that”? Tick, tock. Tick, tock.

This week’s very important poll: Is Sarah Palin’s lipliner a tattoo? Judge for yourself.

Money for bail—approved! The Senate finally got their shizzle together and agreed to take action on the country’s financial woes. A second Bailout Bill was voted on and approved, 74-25, last night. Some peeps (dressed in pink?) knocked on McCain and Obama’s senate office doors yesterday to vehemently protest the Wall Street bailout, but they were pretty much shot down; both presidential candidates voted in favor of the bill.

Baghdad: Mo’ bombings, mo’ problems. The fasting month of Ramadan came to a close today, but two suicide bombers killed the par-tay when they showed up to separate Shiite mosques. They collectively killed at least twenty people. Some peeps think Sunni extremists were behind the blow, but others suspect American involvement. Say wha?

Seriously—don’t vote. Leo DiCaprio produced a star-studded PSA aimed at the “don’t tell me what to do” crowd and released it on the net yesterday. The announcement uses reverse psychology to try to motivate young peeps to get out and rock the vote. From “nobody’s listening to you, so hey, you know what—f*ck it” to “who cares? the economy’s in the toilet. who gives a sh*t?” the PSA does a pretty good job of, well, cussing a lot.

Are you there Kate Moss? It’s me, your dignity.