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Morning News Roundup: Countdown Edition

Tuesday, October 21st, 2008

Early voting in Florida is just one example of how busy election day will be … voting started Monday in Broward and Miami-Dade counties, and voting officials are already calling for more machines to help ease long lines. “We’ve never had this kind of crowd on the first day,” an election spokesperson told the Miami Herald.

Barack Obama is leaving the campaign trail … to spend Thursday and Friday with his seriously ill grandmother in Hawaii. Madelyn Dunham, 85, raised Obama during his adolescent and teenage years while his mother was in Indonesia. He speaks often of Dunham on the campaign trail, and had this to say about her during his acceptance speech of the Democratic nomination: She’s the one who taught me about hard work. She’s the one who put off buying a new car or a new dress for herself so that I could have a better life. She poured everything she had into me.”

Bank consolidation will likely continue … the New York Times is reporting. An anonymous official in the Treasury Department says the government doesn’t want to prop up weak banks with its $250 billion rescue package, and will encourage “super-regional banks” like KeyCorp in Cleveland and the SunTrust Banks in Atlanta to merge and absorb their suffering rivals.

So much for picking sides … We advised Barack Obama on Monday to avoid the temptation of rooting for the Tampa Bay Rays in the World Series to pick up votes, especially since the Rays eliminated Obama’s team, the Chicago White Sox, earlier in the playoffs. While Obama has officially said he is rooting for the Philadelphia Phillies, he was getting awfully chummy with Rays players at a campaign stop in Tampa Monday. “I have said from the beginning that I’m a unity candidate, bringing people together. So when you see a White Sox fan showing some love for the Rays and the Rays showing some love back, you know we’re onto something here,” Obama said.

The best lede of the day … goes to the London bureau of the Associated Press, which filed a breaking-news story starting with this awesome sentence: “Gwyneth Paltrow is helping her friend Madonna through breakup of her marriage.” In classic AP fashion, it cuts right to the heart of the story.

Morning News Roundup: The Last Gasp Edition

Tuesday, October 7th, 2008

Something kooky could still happen … The second presidential debate airs tonight, and the town-hall style is designed to keep the candidates on their toes. John Dickerson, Slate’s political correspondent,cautions John McCain and Barack Obama to watch out for “Ponytail Guy,” an audience member who scolds the candidates about the tone of the campaign. The name comes from a questioner at the 1992 debate who asked, “ You know, we’re not under oath at this point, but could you make a commitment to the citizens of the U.S. to meet our needs—and we have many—and not yours again?”

Fed hopes second daring plan does the trick … In a move called “radical” by the New York Times, the Fed Tuesday morning announced plans to buy large amounts of short-term debt, also called commercial paper. Analysts have frequently said the credit crisis is continuing because banks have been unwilling to lend to even reputable borrowers. With markets tightening across the world, the Fed’s purchase is designed to jump-start lending.

More than 100 injured during Thai protests … Anti-government protesters trapped hundreds of members inside the parliament building for over five hours, and police responded by firing tear gas and stun grenades. The well-planned encircling of the parliament building included razor wire and tires, and protesters had masks to protect from the tear gas. The protests in Bangkok, Thailand’s capital, began in May and increased in intensity six weeks ago.

The bad environmental news just keeps coming … A comprehensive international survey of the world’s wild mammals, conducted over five years by 1,700 researchers in 130 countries, concludes at least one fourth of the species may face extinction. Marine mammals face extra challenges because they frequently get hit by passing ships or entangled in fishing line. Habitat loss and hunting and poaching are putting all mammals at risk.

OK, so it’s not the Yankees … but you have to agree the Tampa Bay Rays-Boston Red Sox match-ups were a lot more compelling this season. The rivalry continues in the American League Championship Series, after the Red Sox defeated the LA Angels of A on Monday and the Rays beat the Chicago White sox. In the National League series, the Philadelphia Phillies and Los Angeles Dodgers face off. And imagine if the Red Sox and Dodgers met in the World Series! Dan Shaughnessy’s head will explode.

Daily News Round Up: Everybody Is So Cranky In The Morning

Wednesday, October 1st, 2008

On Morning Edition today, John McCain said that he “respectfully disagrees” with factcheck.org over an ad his campaign ran earlier this month about Obama’s “Comprehensive Sex-Ed for Kindergartners” bill. I don’t even know what to say about that.

His campaign also kicked Maureen Dowd off their planes, prompting her to say, “I didn’t think John McCain would ever be as dismissive of the First Amendment as Dick Cheney.” Snap!

The Washington Times is reporting this morning that House Speaker Nancy Pelosi paid her husband’s firm over $100k with funds from her PAC (Political Action Committee).  She is not having a good week.

Neither is the market. Roller-coasters were more fun when we were kids.

Uh-oh!  Putin is mad at us! The Russian Prez took Congress to task for failing to pass the $700 billion buyout bill on Monday. As reported here two weeks ago, the Russian market has been hit hard by the credit cruch. Last night, the market suspended trading for the fourth time in two weeks, in an attempt to stop the freefall.

At least we still have Mayor Bloomberg who is willing to sacrifice himself for the good of the people! He is supporting extending term limits, so that New Yorkers will not have to face the upcoming recession without his wisdom and guidance (C’mon, we all know it’s coming.)

Because there isn’t any real news today, you might as well start talking about tomorrow’s debate and the Senate vote tonight already. Go ahead, I don’t mind…

But, if you’re looking for a distraction from the Major Issues of Our Time, the Fall Classic begins today in Anaheim, Philadelphia, Chicago and Tampa Bay.

Daily News Round-Up: Ice for Your Bloody Mary

Wednesday, September 17th, 2008
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Good morning, party people! It’s probably not quite time to tune up the violins, à la the Titanic, but if we haven’t actually hit an economic iceberg, we’re in awfully cold water.

AIG has (seriously, thankfully, even for those of us without any actual “investments” or “money in the bank”) been floated a lifesaver by New York State and the Feds.  And Bank of America ate Merrill Lynch.  I hope it was tasty.

If you’re interested in what happened to Lehman, this is a good Google answer (link courtesy of New York Mag).

Russia has shuttered their market early two days in a row.  On Tuesday, after the market dropped 11 points, Putin was confident the Russian market would recover.  On Wednesday, the market dropped 6.4 percent in the first two hours and was closed before any more “recovering” could happen.

I said, hey, it’s cold in here… A near-miss for a real-life SNL moment.  I’m actually not sure why Clinton wouldn’t appear in public with Palin… oh, wait… are Americans shallow? Eh, whatever. I’m over her. Please, won’t someone join me? I guess not.

Things do not look good in Galveston. Too bad we’re all busy snarking the next VP and shoving cash under our mattresses. Don’t worry, though. FEMA and Chertoff are there. Whew.

Seriously, it’s okay: In the future, we’ll all be eating superfoods, anyway! (Here’s hoping for a nutritiously-complete Bloody Mary mix.)

And, finally, the Mets are out… of first place. You’re shocked, I’m sure. LA and Chi-town are still riding high, as is Tampa Bay and, now, Philly. Tick tock, tick tock…

Morning Slop: Daily News Round Up

Wednesday, September 10th, 2008

Betsey Johnson Spring 2008

Lehmen Brothers looks like the latest victim in the mortgage crisis hit-and-run on Wall Street.  The venerable firm announced this morning it would be selling pieces of what’s left after an 80 percent share price drop this year (cough *$6.5B* cough) has gutted its liquidity.

It’s mid-week Fashion Week, kids! And, as always, there is some terrible, some awesome, some awesomely unwearable, and some terribly wearable.  (And I didn’t even have to look at the pictures to write that!)  The Project Runway finale (guest judge: J Lo!) will be taping on Friday, too…

Papelbon blows the lead in the 9th and the Rays maintain first place!  This is amazing.  It’s September, if anyone’s counting.  Also leading divisions: Chicago (Sox and Cubs, natch and by a nose), Los Angeles (Dodgers? Dodgers!  Angeles, obviously, still, awesome), and Da Mets.  This is a great year for baseball, even if it’s still touch-and-go if the NL West leader will end the season above 500.  Bets, anyone?

Since the word on everyone’s lips seems to be… lipstick, I thought I would remind you all of Leonard Lauder’s theory.  That’s right.  Lipstick sales ↑, market ↓.  So, um… could we talk about something more important, please?

Oh, right: there’s another hurricane bearing down on the Gulf, a 6.0 earthquake just hit Iran, there was a landslide in central China, and it’s hailing all over Europe. Keep your eyes on the earthquake news, though.  That looks bad.

So, instead, let’s talk about the new Coen Brothers movie! It comes out Friday, and you can check back here for my review then!