Martha Stewart hosted Snoop Dogg on her show Tuesday, and the marriage of ‘hood and Westchester County was glorious to behold. A few highlights:

• Martha read e-mails from Snoop.
• Martha sees Snoop’s custom jewelry, calls it “cute.”
• Martha gets a lecture in “Snoopguistics”
• We learn Snoop is a potato expert, though he doesn’t know how to take the skizin off.
• Answer this question: Who wins in a fight—Snoop’s posse or Martha’s posse?
• “Santa Claus Goes Straight to the Ghetto”—it will be dropping soon.
• White pepper confuses Snoop Dogg.
• Snoop plugs his new cognac by pouring it in his mashed potatoes (check out the second clip).