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The black kid did it

So Lohan carjacks three guys and then tells the cops that, no no no, it wasn’t she who was driving over people’s feet and racing down PCH at 100 mph, it was one of the guys she carjacked— ie, “the black kid.” (Anyway, that’s the way it would be in the movie, right officer?) And [...]

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