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Celebrating Bill Hicks: 1961-1994

Wednesday, February 25th, 2009

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It’s not often that David Letterman lets his viewers behind his wise-ass veil to see the salt-of-the-earth Midwestern guy he really is. His first post-9/11 monologue was one example. More recently, his peacemaking with Mary Hicks—mother of the late, great comic Bill Hicks—showed Letterman to be a real mensch, contrite for a wrong committed more than 15 years before.

The controversy between Letterman and Hicks is the stuff of comedy legend. Hicks had appeared on Letterman’s show many times, always funny, sharp, and sometimes a little edgy. But on October 1, 1993, what would have been Hicks’ last appearance was thought to be too edgy, and got cut—reportedly the only performance ever removed from Letterman’s show.

On January 30, 2009, that performance finally aired.

Hicks died of pancreatic cancer not long after that unfortunate episode, on February 26, 1994, exactly 15 years ago. He called himself “Chomsky with dick jokes,” and spoke of spirituality and embracing humanity like a New Age guru (an option kyboshed by his legendary love of cigarettes and booze). But he showed no patience for obnoxious, dim-bulb audiences. Fans love that about him.

It is a great testament to Bill Hicks that he is still respected by his fellow comics and revered by discerning comedy fans. His CDs and DVDs still fly off the shelves. Several biographies and compilations of his material have been published, he’s been the subject of academic research, tributes are held in his honor, and Hicks goods are a cottage industry.

The question is, why? Why is Bill Hicks so popular today when he never got the recognition his talent demanded during his lifetime? Sure, he was and remains something of a demigod in the U.K., but American audiences never gave him his due, while lesser comics found unmitigated success. (As biographer Cynthia True noted in American Scream, a week after Hicks died, Carrot Top received an American Comedy Award.)

Maybe his timing was off. Not his comedic timng—that was always impeccable. But being a political comic with a sharp leftist bent was not safe or convenient in the Reagan/Bush years when Hicks’ star was on the ascent.

His appreciation for drug use—encouraging those willing to open their minds and just say yes—was off kilter with a nation pledged to “just say no.” He asked why TV news never covers “positive drug stories”:

“Today, a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration and that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There’s no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and you are the imagination of yourself. Here’s Tom with the weather!”

When Gordon Gekko was telling America that greed is good, and Americans were believing it—continuing unto our current nightmare—Hicks was reminding his audience that the ability to buy and sell things is no measure of success.

And long before President Obama made America post-racial (*wink*), maybe Hicks’ take on race relations, vis-à-vis the Rodney King riots, was too discomforting to mainstream audiences.

San Francisco-based comic and playwright Kurt Weitzmann says Hicks’ comedy was an act of courage in the Reagan years.

“Hicks was fearless in stating his point of view. When you’re telling jokes to a room full of strangers in a comedy club, trying to make them laugh with a definite political slant that usually goes against the belief structure of a good half of the room, your logic must be rock solid and your jokes must be brilliant. His act was both rock solid and brilliant,” Weitzmann says.

Yet despite the difficulty in getting his message into the mainstream, Hicks maintains and even expands his fan base. And his effect on other comics continues. Kevin Kataoka, a very clever and highly successful comic in his own right, says his early contacts with Hicks provided a foundation for his career that followed. “He praised my ‘bad ventriloquist’ joke that I treasure for that reason,” Kataoka says. “He made me realize that he didn’t want my act to mimic his—something comics don’t get—but to be honest to what makes you truly unique and funny.”

Perhaps the most compelling evidence of Hicks’ brilliance is the staying power of much of his material. “My political jokes are old in two weeks. Hicks’ stand up after 15 years,” says Tina Dupuy, a Los Angeles-based comic and writer. “He hasn’t told a joke since the Lorena Bobbit case, and still no one can follow him.”

Dupuy’s position finds ample proof all over the internet. Gays in the military still an issue? Rush Limbaugh said some stupid and inflammatory jackass thing for no good goddamn reason? New Kids on the Block are selling gutless, soulless pop to adoring fans (again!) while music that matters is pushed to the margins? The U.S. military is plodded down in the desert somewhere, making war on people we claim to be helping? Hicks’ material is still relevant, still on target, and still hard-hitting. And funny.

But Hicks’ brilliance goes beyond taking the day’s news and spinning it into comedy gold. Like Kataoka says, it has to do with being honest with yourself and with your audience, being true to your reality and letting the humor come from that naked place. Hicks did that. And beyond honesty, he committed to it with love.

Bill Hicks was 32 when he died. That just feels wrong.

The Week in Gossip: What Happened to Joaquin?

Friday, February 13th, 2009

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The dark, handsome man with the stunning eyes has lost that loving feeling. Joaquin Pheonix hit up Letterman on Wednesday to promote his new film “Two Lovers” …or to promote his recent slip into a large, milky bowl of cuckoo! puffs—you be the judge.  Phoenix was distant for most of the interview, slurred one-word answers here and there, and had the common courtesy to rid himself of his chewing gum by sticking it under Letterman’s desk. What a gent! (Was the whole act real or a hoax? Hmm.)

But if you thought Joaquin was trippin’, check out his wedgie-sporting co-star and her mommy-fied dominatrix get-up.  Red-carpet ready? This is what you call red-carpet rrrreow!

Chris Brown’s career is officially over. After news broke that Brown was arrested in connection with bruising up his girlfriend Rihanna, the folks over at Wrigley suspended their ad campaigns featuring the male singer as a Doublemint spokesperson. A performance at an NBA All-Stars event was canceled as well. Radio stations have stopped playing his tunes. Friends are saying that Rihanna’s been sporting bruises since December. Poor Rihanna canceled a big birthday bash she was planning for herself in NYC later this month. And as for Brown, who dropped $50,000 to bail himself out of jail—he changed his Facebook relationship status. Priorities, priorities.

How much would you pay for a naked (full frontal!) pic of Madonna? Monopoly money doesn’t count. Or what about a nude pic of Heidi Klum doing her best impression of a Robert Palmer backup singer on the crapper? Simply irresponsible.

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Speaking of magazine covers, has everyone seen the First Lady on the cover of Vogue? She sizzles fo’ shizzles!

And what celeb is putting her breastmilk where a Third World baby’s mouth is? Angelina? Good guess, but no. The OctoMom? If Angelina ain’t doing it, then she ain’t either. So guess again. (Hint: Who in Hollywood has the breastiest non-plastic breasts in town? Not. That. Difficult.)

Another drug-using athlete, another headline heyday for The New York Post.

News Alert: In case you were wondering, Ryan Seacrest is not gay (I repeat: NOT GAY) everyone. Now, let’s all get back to not being gay, shall we?

Amuse Bouche: Letterman’s Top Ten Excuses For Palin’s Turkey Slaughter Interview

Tuesday, November 25th, 2008

In the spirit of Thanksgiving around the corner, Alaska Governor Sarah Palin pardoned a turkey. However, during her turkey-themed interview, the cameraman catches a poor turkey being slaughtered in the background (which Palin appears not to notice) in the now-infamous video. Well, funny man David Letterman’s “Top Ten” list Monday gave Palin’s excuses for the turkey kill, which poked fun at her foreign policy (in)experience and earlier Katie Couric interview among other campaign blunders.

Daily News Roundup: Republicans, Let’s Get Ready to Crumble!

Thursday, October 2nd, 2008

Letterman: Top ten things overheard at Palin’s debate camp. Letterman is obviously still livid about McCain’s cancellation last week. So when the going gets bitter, the bitter get—an easy target. Oh, Sarah Palin . . .

If only those darn podiums didn’t get in the way of the main event: Biden versus Barracuda. Watch the two veep candidates verbally beat it out in St. Louis tonight. Will Buffy the Vampire Slayer live up to her reputation for taking no crap from no one (except little ol’ Katie Couric and that Gibson fella), or will she, uh, “get back to us on that”? Tick, tock. Tick, tock.

This week’s very important poll: Is Sarah Palin’s lipliner a tattoo? Judge for yourself.

Money for bail—approved! The Senate finally got their shizzle together and agreed to take action on the country’s financial woes. A second Bailout Bill was voted on and approved, 74-25, last night. Some peeps (dressed in pink?) knocked on McCain and Obama’s senate office doors yesterday to vehemently protest the Wall Street bailout, but they were pretty much shot down; both presidential candidates voted in favor of the bill.

Baghdad: Mo’ bombings, mo’ problems. The fasting month of Ramadan came to a close today, but two suicide bombers killed the par-tay when they showed up to separate Shiite mosques. They collectively killed at least twenty people. Some peeps think Sunni extremists were behind the blow, but others suspect American involvement. Say wha?

Seriously—don’t vote. Leo DiCaprio produced a star-studded PSA aimed at the “don’t tell me what to do” crowd and released it on the net yesterday. The announcement uses reverse psychology to try to motivate young peeps to get out and rock the vote. From “nobody’s listening to you, so hey, you know what—f*ck it” to “who cares? the economy’s in the toilet. who gives a sh*t?” the PSA does a pretty good job of, well, cussing a lot.

Are you there Kate Moss? It’s me, your dignity.