Oh no he Diddy! ICYMI: Diddy and his daughters posed for the October issue of L’Uomo Vogue. (Charges are still pending.)

Gun used to murder J.Hud’s relatives found. Or so they think. It’s been a rough week (to put it lightly) for the “American Idol” showstopper. Her mother, brother and nephew were found dead—and not all at once. New developments have surfaced on a near daily basis and the story is far from solved. We send our deepest condolences to Jen and the rest of the fam.

Move over Barack, here comes Barkley. The former NBA star told CNN’s Campbell Brown all about his big plans to be a big governor when he grows real big one day. (I kid, I kid.) Anyone who ‘fesses up to being a “big pro-choice guy” and a “big gay marriage guy” is kind of a big deal in my book.

OK, who done it? Who screwed off Cosby’s head and replaced it with this Made-in-Crazy knockoff? (Theo! Rudy! . . . Claire?)

Kanye West Likes ALL CAPS BUT THAT’S THE WAY LIFE IS SOMETIMES!

A wee-bit too much Bacon in your diet? Well, here’s a surefire way to purge your system. Anyone who thinks this punk is a suitable replacement for The Bacon is . . . probably in braces. And piling on the Noxema every night to keep that oily teenybopper complexion in order. (Which is why this makes me grab for my bottle of Tums.)

Speaking of Tums . . . Click here if you dare.

And last but never least,  Jamaican me crazy, Becks! (Alright, you had your fun. Take it off now.)