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Daily News Roundup: We Luv Corrupt Politicians

Tuesday, December 9th, 2008

Thanks for the wiretaps! Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich was arrested Tuesday on charges that he attempted to sell the Senate seat vacated by Barack Obama and illegally withheld assistance for the Tribune Co. until editorial board members from the Chicago Tribune critical of him were fired. The 76-page FBI affidavit is a thing of beauty. It includes Blagojevich and his wife dropping the F-bomb 18 times. For example, Blagojevich says the Senate seat “is a fucking valuable thing, you just don’t give it away for nothing.” The FBI began investigating Blagojevich and his chief of staff, John Harris, in 2003.

Riots continue in Greece … after Tuesday’s funeral for a teenager who was killed by police on Saturday. Protesters marched in Athens, railing against the government, which holds a one-seat majority in parliament. During the worst riots on Monday night, youths tossed concrete slabs and police officers and destroyed storefronts. Gasoline bombs have been the weapons of choice. Tensions are expected to ease on Wednesday, when a general strike is planned.

Rescuers search for fourth victim in plane crash … The pilot of an F/A-18 fighter jet evacuated safely, but at least three people on the ground were killed when the plane crashed into a densely populated neighborhood in San Diego Monday. The three known victims were a son, mother and grandmother from one family. Rescuers are looking for another infant son. The crash destroyed two houses and damaged three others.

Last place calls for desperation … or is it genius? Jay Leno is taking his show to the 10 p.m. time slot for NBC. This means the struggling network, which has been stuck in fourth place in the ratings, will have to produce five fewer hours of original programming each week. Conan O’Brien is taking over Tonight Show duties in June. But Nikki Finke highlights some of the potential problems with the move: 4.8 million viewers isn’t that great for a prime time audience, and will Leno cannibalize O’Brien’s show at 11:30 p.m.?

Don’t have anything nice to say about Bush? Then read this cheat-sheet. The Los Angeles Times reports the White House sent out a two-page memo to Cabinet and other high-ranking officials that highlighted the Bush administration’s accomplishments. It conveniently doesn’t mention the bungling of the Iraq War or the thousands stranded after Hurricane Katrina.

Daily round-up! anthrax + adorable baby chickens edition

Friday, August 1st, 2008

Anthrax bacteria

The Tale of Wasted Resources, FBI Edition: Was Bruce Ivins the anthrax man? According to the Guardian, the US microbiologist, a civilian bio-defense researcher at a top military research laboratory at Fort Detrick, Maryland, was notorious for his unauthorized Anthrax testing. A government scientist for 18 years, his office was found positive for “Ames” anthrax spores. He took his own life when federal agents identified him as the culprit and informed him of impending prosecution.

What this means is that the FBI officials who, according to their own numbers, traveled to six different continents, interviewed over 9,000 people, conducted 67 searches and have issued over 6,000 subpoenas, should have looked in their own country first.

(But terrorists don’t live in America.)

Finally the Martians Get Their Recognition: David Bowie was never more correct (and this is also probably the best music video make-up in life) and Bradbury never made more sense. There is life on Mars. Or at least damning evidence of it. NASA scientists today have announced there is indeed water on Mars. The Phoenix Lander landed on an ice sheet in May, and samples of the ice could be seen slowly melting in photographs taken by the Lander’s camera in June. E.T. phone home!

Time to Erase my BattleStar Galactica Fan Club Bookmarks: The Washington Post reports that border agents can now seize and search a traveler’s cellphone, laptop, iPhone, Sidekick or any other electronic device without any suspicion of wrongdoing. The law covers “any device capable of storing information in digital or analog form, as well as all papers and other written documentation.” What about MY MIND, FBI? Can they seize that? :/

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An artist’s worst nightmare

Monday, June 16th, 2008

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Are you an artist worried about the public interpreting your pretentious, froufrou pieces?

Well, let the FBI have a crack at it.

(Actually, don’t.)

Back in May 2004, SUNY art history professor Steve Kurtz became involved in just that: a convoluted, complicated and wholly unnecessary FBI bio-terrorism investigation based on Kurtz’s art supplies. In April this year, he was aquitted of all charges.

Today, he gave a fantastic interview with Amy Goodman of Democracy Now! on the ordeal.

“On May 11, 2004, his wife Hope Kurtz tragically died in her sleep. When he called 911 for help, a nightmare that would last for the next four years began to unfold. The police became suspicious of his art supplies and harmless bacteria cultures that he was using for an antiwar project about the public health impact of germ warfare programs. His home was raided by the FBI, the Joint Terrorism Task Force and Homeland Security. His belongings, his cat, and even his wife’s body were seized.”

Also: Read about the spectacular, equally froufrou film based on the incident here.