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Daily News Roundup: The Word of the day is J-O-B

Friday, December 5th, 2008

The unemployment rate has risen to 6.7 percent. The loss of 533,000 jobs this past November was the greatest one month decline of that nature the country has seen since December 1974.

Some may call it delayed justice, others a come-uppance, paying the piper, or what-have you. I don’t know what to call it, but O.J.’s going to prison for 16 years. He was sentenced in Vegas today, for the robbery and kidnapping of two sports memorabilia dealers based in the country’s glitzy sodom. Simpson tearfully apologized and pleaded for sympathy and a lax reaction. It may be difficult to watch for some and lovely for others, but either way, it’s here.

India has, to the devastated fury of its citizens, revealed that the scale to which the attacks on Mumbai affected its people, has a great deal to do with a lapse in India’s security response to the disaster.

U.S. Auto executives had another go at asking for a House approved $34 billion bail-out to prevent their companies from going bankrupt. The House Committee seems for now reluctant to dip so deeply into taxpayer money to rescue GM, Ford and Chrysler and the thousands of people employed there.

It seems two wannabe trannies and their suit-clad counterparts managed to bilk Harry Winston out of 85 million Euros worth of swag. Four men, two wearing wigs and dresses, paid the supremely chic Paris-based jewelry vendor a visit, touting guns, threats and a desire for gems.

Post-Thanksgiving News: A Dose of Terror with your Tryptophan

Friday, November 28th, 2008

Black Friday’s Black for a Different Reason Today as the world mourns what the latest count reveals to be 155 people dead in Mumbai. The past three days have been a nightmare for India and those dear to the wounded or killed in the wide-spread terrorist attacks made upon the country’s bustling, financial capital. Three hundred twenty people–many of them tourists (targeted for just that reason)–were seriously injured in addition to those slain, and the latest news is that the five Jewish hostages taken have been murdered. India is, for now, blaming Pakistan and potentially looking to Jihadist groups as the perpetrators of these violent crimes, but everyone’s holding his or her breath to see how many more will be reported missing or dead and how the siege will play out.

Putin’s Wily Ways have seen the light of day again. Why can’t we shake the feeling that Vladimir’s a total creep? Probably because he is. Seven years ago, in the first optimistic years of his presidency, Putin assured both Russia and the world that changing the constitution for the benefit of one man was wrong and would corrode the greater good. Saying he would not extend the presidential term past four years, Vlad seemed dignified, on the side of right, ready to turn away from power if it meant the country was one step further from its bloody, dictatorial past. Well, fast forward to the present, and he’s helping what some have called his puppet, Dmitry Medvedev, do just that: change the constitution to accommodate a greater-than-four-year term for Russia’s principle in command, leading many to wonder what sneaky things P is up to and whether they involve another go at the post.

The Lori Drew MySpace Case Verdict is raising questions folks should, truth be told, have been asking for years now. Can–should–lying about your identity be considered a crime? Should doing so for malicious intent–perhaps with devastating results–be call for a misdemeaner charge, one of a felony or nothing at all? I cannot begin to unpack the rage this case evinces in me, but suffice it to say, charging Drew on three misdemeanors falls very, very short of what I’d charge the monster with.

…and to mitigate some of this doom and gloom, I’ll move on to slightly more pleasant, holiday-related matters:

Turkey Food Coma has subsided enough to encourage even present-economy-stricken buyers from their wallet-hugging, to rush over to the mall and to the oasis of sales they’re sure to find there this Black Friday 2008.

International News Roundup

Thursday, November 13th, 2008

Suicide Bombs Just Won’t Stop Afghanistan took another grieving day today after a Taliban suicide bomber packed a tanker truck chock full of explosives and detonated it in Kandahar’s temporary council office. Felt throughout the city, the bomb killed six people, wounded 40 and caused five houses to cave in on themselves. Few newspapers or Web sites ever analyze what bomb-wounded really means: these folks may not be dead, but they’re badly burnt, some of them maimed or blinded, nursing gashes and lost limbs. Even one dead or one wounded is still too many.

Another Bomb and…Attending School is a…Sin? And in the same article as above, we learn that in another part of Afghanistan, the Nangarhar Province, not only did a Taliban suicide bomber slam into an American military convoy, killing what media outlets have estimated at between 56 and 74 people, but also that two as-yet-unidentified motorcyclists sprayed eight adolescent girls on their way to school with battery acid. Why? Because they were women attempting to receive an education.

When Will the Congo Heal If it’s not Belgian oppression, it’s widespread rape. If it’s not rape, it’s coerced fighting. Young men in eastern Congo have run from their homes, choosing displacement over membership to rebel forces. These men have explained the rebels beat their home doors down, seeking new ranks, stopping at nothing to gain new hands to help their cause.

Europe Wants no More from Russia (With Love or Not) Tired of facing the fact that more than 60 percent of its energy comes from imports (two fifths of that Russian in source), the EU is planning a supergrid of internal power supplies (e.g. increasing dependence on North Sea area wind farms) that would rely less on Russian monopoly.

Daily News Round Up: Canine Heros, Curfews, and Wedgies — Oh My!

Monday, August 25th, 2008

Man’s best friend does it again. A dog’s motherly instincts saved an abandoned baby boy from death in Argentina. The dog heard the cries of the child and promptly called dibbs. What’s species got to do with it?

Can Moyo please pass the mojo? For the first time since 1980, Zimbabwe’s chief opposition party, the Movement for Democratic Change, holds a majority in Parliament. This historic twist was brought about by the election of Lovemore Moyo to the position of speaker of Parliament. (It’s all in the name, baby.)

The government of Pakistan has had it up to HERE with the Taliban. The Pakistani government banned the Islamic militant group today due to an upsurge in terrorist activity and the Taliban’s admitted responsibility for the recent suicide bombings that occurred in a military arms factory. These bombings resulted in 67 deaths.

India to residents: You’ve been very, very naughty. In response to protests planned for today, Indian officials declared a 24-hour curfew in Kashmir. Many residents of the Muslim-majority territory are opposed to India’s rule and wish to align with Pakistan instead—so India pretty much told everyone to go pout in their rooms until further notice.

Madge is back: While the Dems were getting in gear to gather ’round and speech it up in Denver, Madonna took the stage (in a top hat, no less) to kick off her own party in Wales this weekend. The singer’s Sweet and Sticky tour is now underway and doesn’t seem to disappoint — if crotch shots and wedgies are your thing.
Speaking of wedgies . . . thank you, Olivia Newton John, for inspiring this.

Bring on the crazy: As if there aren’t enough egos in the American Idol peanut gallery, songwriter Kara Dioguardi is taking a seat at the judging table. You know what this means: Paula will have to step up her crazy game in order to compete for attention. Pass the popcorn, people.