Let’s talk Jamie Lee Curtis. Say who? Yeah, her. She’s working the media circuit to promote her latest and greatest box office killer—wait for it, wait for it—Beverly Hills Chihuahua. How this has anything to do with Curtis polling Rachael Ray’s audience for lactation and then crying out like an infant in the middle of an interview is . . . quite reasonable, really. Let me repeat: She’s promoting a film called Beverly Hills Chihuahua. [ED note-So totes going to see it!]
Paris Hilton’s new reality show, “Paris Hilton My New BFF,” debuted on MTV this past Tuesday. Over 300,000 freak shows put themselves on the web to compete for a spot on the program and 18 made the cut. They’ll face a new series of challenges each week (resisting the urge to throw a Choo at Her-Royal-Hilton ain’t one of them, but should be) and one lucky soul will be eliminated at the end of every show. How? With Hilton waving a wand and chirping “TTYN!” (ICYMI: That’s TXT MSG speak for “Talk to you never!”) But wait— it gets worse.