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Music News You Can Use: Ozzfest Canceled, Jacko’s Garage Sale

Thursday, February 19th, 2009

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Ozzy holds Ozzfest … It looks like this year will not be blessed (or cursed) with an Ozzfest, as the big man himself, Ozzy Osbourne, has decided to spend the time working on his upcoming album instead. Though the fest has lasted for the last 12 years, a statement was released saying that the cancellation is only temporary and the fest will return in 2010. The untitled album will be produced by Kevin Churko and is slated for a Thanksgiving 2009 release

Who wants rhinestone-trimmed socks? … Someone is sure to find them worthy, as it is one of Michael Jackson’s items up for grabs in a five-day auction beginning April 21. The king of pop has decided to let go of over 2,000 of his personal items, including his American Music Award for “Thriller,” a basketball signed by Michael Jordan, a customized Harley Davidson, and even his own original artwork. Dibs on the socks!

She’s back, and better than ever … After suffering the tragic loss of her mother, brother, and nephew in a triple homicide last fall, Jennifer Hudson has announced that she is back at work and ready to tour this spring. Teaming with hottie pop-soul sensation Robin Thicke, Hudson will be kicking off her tour in Albany, NY March 31, and will end the month-long gig in Houston, TX on May 8.

Luda says sorry … Ludacris made amends to Senator John McCain and his wife Cindy at the All-Star Game Sunday, apologizing for any offense taken by the lyrics in his song “Politics (Obama Is Here).” The song takes a sharp turn in one line where Luda says, “McCain don’t belong in any chair unless he’s paralyzed.” The senator appeared to have accepted the rapper’s apology, as they reportedly “spoke pleasantly for several minutes” afterward. My bet is Johnny boy didn’t know what Luda was referring to, that is, until a quick Google search after the game.

“The Daily Show” Recaps The Mac’s Best Moments

Tuesday, December 16th, 2008

Whether you wanted Republican Presidential candidate John McCain to win or lose. Whether you like or dislike the Mac. There is one thing that we can all agree on. John McCain has given us some pretty hilarious moments over the last two Presidential elections. Jon Stewart of “The Daily Show” has a great recap of the man most Americans know as “the Maverick.”


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Check the Maps: How Much “Change” Do You Really See?

Friday, November 21st, 2008

Much has been made of Barack Obama’s historic victory over John McCain for the presidency of the United States. The rise of a black man to the highest office in the land is indeed a major event in our history, but have race relations in the U.S. really made the advances we think Obama’s presidency signifies? Think again.

Although dear ol’ Lincoln enacted the Emancipation Proclamation around 150 years ago, and the civil and voting rights acts  passed just under 50 years ago, most would argue that we haven’t made real progress until now. This election has been touted by many as the final and real end to the racial politics that prompted the civil war, but let’s check our assumptions.

Compare the map above, which appeared in The New York Times and shows which states went for which candidates in this month’s election, with the map below, which depicts the Union states in blue and the Confederate states in red (and the gray states didn’t exist):

Has much “changed”? Instead of a Union and a Confederacy, we now have a Blue America and a Red America. The divide is the same, the semantics are different.

Those who see the election of Barack Obama as indicative of a triumphant “change” in U.S. race relations are mistaken. If anything, this election points to the contrary. The idea of a black man becoming president is still unacceptable in the states that once called themselves Confederate.

The Civil War did not end because the southern states accepted their intolerance. Rather, the brute force of the Union states made southerners abandon their bigoted practices. These southerners are in the same situation today—but this time, the votes of the majority (as opposed to guns and ammo) are providing the push for them to accept a racially just outcome.

Celebrating the election of the first black president in U.S. history should not be overshadowed by these realities, but should give us some pause for what lies ahead. Not everyone is pleased that Barack Obama is our new president-elect and these folks will be watching and criticizing (and undermining) his every move. Obama may have won the election-night fight, but he still has a four-year battle ahead of him.

We can only hope that his term in office will bring about much needed political and economic change, but also, and most importantly, a substantial transformation that will end this country’s long history of racial intolerance.

Election ‘08: Celebrating at the the Onion’s Election-Night Bash

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008

While thousands of people congregated at the official Democratic and Republican election night parties, many flocked to bars and restaurants for smaller events. I caught the reaction at Redwood Bar and Grill in downtown Los Angeles, where the satirical newspaper The Onion sponsored an election-night party of its own.

As soon as I entered the bar, a woman handed me a campaign button that read, “Vote Dewar’s and Ginger.” The drink was free from 8 to 10 o’clock. I quickly figured out the button’s reference: a poster on the wall was split down the middle, a red side with Dewar’s on the Rocks and a blue side with Dewar’s and Ginger.

The dimly lit, pirate-themed bar was an appropriate venue for a tongue-in-cheek newspaper to sponsor a party. Plenty of revelers were having a good time downing the Dewar’s, having come for the free booze and two stand-up comedy acts slated to follow the election coverage. But when the media proclaimed Barack Obama had secured victory, the cheers that rocked the belly of this ship-like bar confirmed the majority here supported the Democratic winner.

“This has been a great fucking event we’ve been leading up to,” said Anthony Sanchez, who runs several paint stores in Anaheim and Tustin, Calif. “And this is really what we’ve been looking forward to the whole time. I mean, McCain got turned down, big-time.”

“The polls definitely showed that Obama was winning,” said Sanchez’s cousin, Rodrigo Lois, who is currently a student at the University of California in Irvine. “No one wanted to be so hopeful as to say it was for sure. Now that it’s happened, it feels amazing. It’s so positive! Hopefully he can follow through with all the things he’s been saying.”

Sanchez said their excitement was tempered with some criticism now that Obama’s victory was secured—namely, that Obama is no Dennis Kucinich.

“It has nothing to do with race or anything like that,” he added quickly.

“He’s a lot more centrist than I would like him to be,” Lois explained. “Hopefully that’s just a move to get elected and he can actually push through ideas that make sense for the country. We’ll see. We’ve got time. Things are better now, I think.”

The mood was both positive and jocular as John McCain took the stage to offer his concession speech. Some people were popping off jokes even as others devoured every word, their faces rapt and glowing from the television screens.

During a short lull in the action, I noticed one fellow looking eager to chat, so I waded over to him through the sea of humid bodies.

“I’m Ben and I love Obama, and I just moved to this fabulous country, and I made a pledge that I would leave the U.S. if McCain should become president, so I’m glad I can stay!” he said.

When I asked him to elaborate on why he favored Obama, he got as far as saying that Obama was better for the economy and for international relations before pausing and saying, “Sorry, I can’t think clearly. I’m drunk from Dewar’s!”

But as much as the event was about celebration and inebriation, some people were caught up in the moment, with the full import of this history-making election for them clearly as potent as any brew. One young woman was wiping away tears throughout almost the entirety of Obama’s speech.

“I just feel really proud of us for the first time in a long time, but it’s a good feeling. Tears of joy, I guess, in a Kennedy kind of way,” said Sarah Sanders after Obama had left the stage. “I kept waiting for our generation to do something good, and waiting, and waiting. I mean it’s a start. It’s at least empowering.”

Sanders’ friend, Erin Cappiccie, a registered Democrat, seemed less enthusiastic about the election outcome and even said she had voted for McCain.

“This whole time I was watching the debates, and reading the news. I got it. I’m a Democrat. I share the same ideals, but I just wasn’t buying it, from either party, really. I just didn’t buy it. I don’t know if I didn’t invest enough time in it, or pay enough attention, but honestly I wasn’t going to vote today because it didn’t really matter to me who won, because I was so on the fence.”

It took seeing the night’s events unfold, from Obama’s victory to McCain’s sportsmanlike speech to Obama’s rousing one, for her to get excited about what had happened, Cappiccie said.

“I’m going to look back on this in four years, and be like, ‘Oh, God, I love Obama,’” she said.

Sanders turned to her friend. “Everything you just said flies in the face of what I said.”

Cappiccie defended herself. “We did do something good, but I don’t know, I wasn’t really struck by anybody this whole election. I didn’t really believe in either of them.”

“Well, there, we agree to disagree,” Sanders said.

“I wasn’t excited about either party until now,” Cappiccie repeated.

“Well, that’s where you are wrong,” Sanders said, but explained that the two of them were friends.

“That’s why she can talk to me like this,” Cappiccie added.

Regardless of who won or who sponsored the party or how much anyone had to drink, what seemed to separate this event from, say, watching the final outcome from the comfort of your couch, was the ability to connect to others and share in the sheer magnitude of the night. It was like New Year’s Eve, or as Cappiccie and Sanders pointed out, like a sporting event. People were blissfully happy to share their reactions.

“You want to be part of something. That’s why people watch sports,” Cappiccie said.

“Yeah, but it’s like the Superbowl instead of pre-season games. The last election was like a pre-season game,” Sanders said. “People actually give a shit. I like when people give a shit. It’s so much more fun.”

Election 08: The Way We Were

Tuesday, November 4th, 2008

The election isn’t yet over but a look back at the last two years and the most defining moments seemed to be in order. After tomorrow, they’ll feel like they happened a lifetime ago.

January 2007: Hillary: “I’m in it to win it”


March 2007: New York Times cover photograph of Mark Warner kills his campaign. Before it even started.

The controversial 'New York Times Magazine' cover of former Virginia Gov. Mark Warner.

June 2007: Obama Girl

December 2007: everyone wondered: Prez Huckabee?

January 2008: Not if the Comeback Kid could help it.

January 2007: Hillary cries. People realize she’s human, after all.


January 2008: Bill Clinton’s mouth is stuffed with his foot.
Tells voters in South Carolina, “Jesse Jackson won in ‘84 and ‘88.”

Don’t forget the “fairy tale.”

January 2008: Barack tells Hillary she’s “likable enough” in the New Hampshire debates.

February 2008: Barack Obama’s Speech on Race in America in response to the Reverend Wright Controversy.

March 2008: Hillary Clinton’s 3 a.m. ad.

April 2008: Stayin’ Alive. Hillary Clinton defeats Barack Obama in Pennsylvania, giving her campaign extended life.

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June 2008: John Edwards reveals himself to be a slutbasket.

June 2008: “A million cracks in the ceiling.” Hillary concedes.

August 2008: Bill Clinton addresses the Democratic National Convention for Obama. Shows everyone how it’s done.

September 2008: The world is introduced to Sarah Barracuda.

September 2008: America wonders if maybe they got too drunk when they went home with Sarah Barracuda.

October 2008: Joe the Plumber arrives.

October 2008: Wardrobe-Gate

October 2008: Tina Fey Meets her Maker.

November 2008: John McCain does SNL.