The election isn’t yet over but a look back at the last two years and the most defining moments seemed to be in order. After tomorrow, they’ll feel like they happened a lifetime ago.
January 2007: Hillary: “I’m in it to win it”
March 2007: New York Times cover photograph of Mark Warner kills his campaign. Before it even started.
June 2007: Obama Girl
December 2007: everyone wondered: Prez Huckabee?
January 2008: Not if the Comeback Kid could help it.
January 2007: Hillary cries. People realize she’s human, after all.
January 2008: Bill Clinton’s mouth is stuffed with his foot. Tells voters in South Carolina, “Jesse Jackson won in ‘84 and ‘88.”
Don’t forget the “fairy tale.”
January 2008: Barack tells Hillary she’s “likable enough” in the New Hampshire debates.
February 2008: Barack Obama’s Speech on Race in America in response to the Reverend Wright Controversy.
March 2008: Hillary Clinton’s 3 a.m. ad.
April 2008: Stayin’ Alive. Hillary Clinton defeats Barack Obama in Pennsylvania, giving her campaign extended life.
June 2008: John Edwards reveals himself to be a slutbasket.
June 2008: “A million cracks in the ceiling.” Hillary concedes.
August 2008: Bill Clinton addresses the Democratic National Convention for Obama. Shows everyone how it’s done.
September 2008: The world is introduced to Sarah Barracuda.
September 2008: America wonders if maybe they got too drunk when they went home with Sarah Barracuda.
October 2008: Joe the Plumber arrives.
October 2008: Wardrobe-Gate
October 2008: Tina Fey Meets her Maker.
November 2008: John McCain does SNL.
