Ever since Lindsay Lohan started dating Samantha Ronson, she’s been kind of boring. Sure, every now and then, they have some rumored lovers squabble over whether or not Lilo can touch some random manho’s peen, but for the most part she hasn’t done anything interesting in a long, long time. No “Look ma, no panties” flashes, no nip slips, no getting arrested for driving too fast and having things in your pockets, no passed out drunk pictures, no rehab bikini shots. NOTHING.
It’s a fucking desert over here. I’m dying. (ED note—When will Lourdes and Frances Bean step up and put an end to this dry spell?)
The only thing left is to take current and former pictures of Lohan and give her ‘tarded LOLCATz speak captions.
