Hold onto your hats, everyone, for the biggest, most shocking news in entertainment: Clay iz gay!

In other, more serious news: ugh.

It’s an LOL Round Up, though, so let’s just concentrate on the cheez and bacon part of the meal, and worry about clogged arteries later, ok? (Ignore the fact that’s how we got into this mess):

McCain sez WAYT! Haz to fix econnomee!

Moddels Fawlin In It-Lee: Awww.

Bush iz gonna tawk to us in ar howzez!  *sigh* Honestly, he should just walk away. Just walk away, man. There is nothing you can do here. In fact, you endorsing anything makes me not like it so much.  Maybe you could tell us what a bad idea saving the economy would be?  You know, play to your strengths.

Da Roaz goez green! Bette Midler, you are wacky.  And we love ya!

OMG. PETA: Do Not Mess Wiv My Ben N Jerry.  Although they did manage to prompt this awesome quote from B&J: “We believe a mother’s milk is best used for her child.” Uh… I concur.

And, finally, LOLz! In ur newz, messin ur mindz (verdicts: kittehs: awsum; book, bad; celeb site, ehhh… verdict’s still out.)