Tag archive for ‘Madonna’

The Week in Gossip: Bush Sells?

The Week in Gossip: Bush Sells?

A free hand job with the purchase of a handbag? More or less. In a new ad campaign, Madonna’s 50-year-old crotch has Louis Vuitton’s brand written all over it. Aren’t you just ”itching” to add a new couture bag to your collection already? I think that’s the subliminal message here. Either that, or it’s one of those “If you had [...]

Economy Be Damned, Madonna Still Sells

Economy Be Damned, Madonna Still Sells

With the economy in the tank, many analysts believe that Americans are foregoing life’s extras and putting a tight watch on their household budgets.  Yet despite slow retail sales on Black Friday and confirmation of a recession, Americans are buying “Material Girl” (a.k.a Madonna) tickets (so far 550,000 have been sold). Her North American tour [...]

The Week in Gossip: Who’s Too Sexy for This Post?

The Week in Gossip: Who’s Too Sexy for This Post?

Because the American public can’t possibly judge for itself, the major mags go out of their way every year to tell us who the sexiest man on the planet is. And no, it’s not a matter of opinion. It’s not a result of any Gallup polls or any real research into the amount of sex [...]

Morning News Roundup: Countdown Edition

Morning News Roundup: Countdown Edition

Early voting in Florida is just one example of how busy election day will be … voting started Monday in Broward and Miami-Dade counties, and voting officials are already calling for more machines to help ease long lines. “We’ve never had this kind of crowd on the first day,” an election spokesperson told the Miami Herald.
Barack Obama [...]

The Week in Gossip: Politics, Pistols, and a Bunch of B.S.

The Week in Gossip: Politics, Pistols, and a Bunch of B.S.

Tempting Timberlake directs his fans to “Vote in the Box.” All of Hollywood is partaking in this movement to sway young peeps to exercise their democratic right to vote; most celebs just cross their fingers and cuss a lot to get the point across. But when JT croons, all the girls swoon, so he rocked [...]

Music News You Can Use: Guys Owned This Week’s Tidbits

Music News You Can Use: Guys Owned This Week’s Tidbits

The Beastie Boys want you to “Get Out and Vote!” The longtime rap trio is headlining a political tour and has added dates to the six swing states. Other headliners include Sheryl Crow, and Tenacious D. Think they can swing the vote? Check out the dates and ticket info here.
Kanye West is so politically incorrect. [...]

The Week in Gossip: What’s Berry, Berry Sexy?

The Week in Gossip: What’s Berry, Berry Sexy?

Esquire mag named its “sexiest woman alive” and the big, bad Halle Berry made the cut. No surprise there. And yes—I know, I know—the whole “sexiest woman” thing is a bit objectifying, but let’s keep in mind that Berry is over 40 and just had a baby. Her making the top of the list is [...]

Daily News Round Up: Canine Heros, Curfews, and Wedgies — Oh My!

Man’s best friend does it again. A dog’s motherly instincts saved an abandoned baby boy from death in Argentina. The dog heard the cries of the child and promptly called dibbs. What’s species got to do with it?
Can Moyo please pass the mojo? For the first time since 1980, Zimbabwe’s chief opposition party, the Movement [...]

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