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Daily News Roundup: The Word of the day is J-O-B

Friday, December 5th, 2008

The unemployment rate has risen to 6.7 percent. The loss of 533,000 jobs this past November was the greatest one month decline of that nature the country has seen since December 1974.

Some may call it delayed justice, others a come-uppance, paying the piper, or what-have you. I don’t know what to call it, but O.J.’s going to prison for 16 years. He was sentenced in Vegas today, for the robbery and kidnapping of two sports memorabilia dealers based in the country’s glitzy sodom. Simpson tearfully apologized and pleaded for sympathy and a lax reaction. It may be difficult to watch for some and lovely for others, but either way, it’s here.

India has, to the devastated fury of its citizens, revealed that the scale to which the attacks on Mumbai affected its people, has a great deal to do with a lapse in India’s security response to the disaster.

U.S. Auto executives had another go at asking for a House approved $34 billion bail-out to prevent their companies from going bankrupt. The House Committee seems for now reluctant to dip so deeply into taxpayer money to rescue GM, Ford and Chrysler and the thousands of people employed there.

It seems two wannabe trannies and their suit-clad counterparts managed to bilk Harry Winston out of 85 million Euros worth of swag. Four men, two wearing wigs and dresses, paid the supremely chic Paris-based jewelry vendor a visit, touting guns, threats and a desire for gems.

Daily News Roundup: Don’t Call Me, I’ll Call You

Thursday, December 4th, 2008

Now that he’s the president-elect, Obama just can’t get a hold of anyone anymore. A Florida congresswoman on the receiving end of his phone calls thought she was getting punked by a well-trained impersonator and promptly hung up. Not once, but twice. It’s tough being the most popular dude in the country.

Is Clinton allowed to be Secretary of State? Conservative whistle blowers say no. According to a yawn-inducing clause in the Constitution, a senator can’t take a higher office if that office got a pay raise during the senator’s term—and Condi got a raise last January. But Hill’s not gonna let that get in her way. No sirree.

Richie Rich wants to hang with the cool crowd. Bill Gates has hinted that he wouldn’t mind playing a role in Obama’s administration, which is noble and all, but there’s a much simpler way for Bill to go about helping the country. Try bailing out the damn auto fools, for starters. If Bill could just throw ‘em $34 billion in change, he’d easily fulfill his community service hours for the next four years.

What do black Dems and Republicans have in common? Morals. A recent Gallup poll indicates that both groups share the same stance on gay marriage: Only 31% of black Dems and 31% of Republicans say homosexual wedlock is morally acceptable. Methinks these groups need to get served a very large dose of—Jack Black.

As if the situation in Mumbai isn’t devastating enough, it now looks as though the terrorists had it in their (itty bitty) hearts to abuse the hostages before killing them. Assholes.

On a happier note, watch a walrus play a saxophone. And then contemplate your own inadequacy.

International News Round Up: Mugabe’s Diamond Fever

Thursday, December 4th, 2008

If diamonds are forever, so is the pain they cause. Though this strain of diamond fever—with its corresponding blood diamonds—doesn’t call Sierra Leone and Guinea home, it does bear a strong resemblance to the one(s) found there a decade ago. This time, however, it’s hit Zimbabwe, as Mugabe’s sickening government looks to one of the country’s natural riches to spice things up economically.

But diamond fever’s not the only illness plaguing Zimbabwe’s borders. The country’s hoping to gather international aid in its fight against a cholera epidemic, which has been declared a national emergency. When will someone cut this oppressed, violent, inflation-stricken, refugee spawning, utterly ravaged country a break?

And on another side of Africa lies Rwanda, stirring up trouble for its neighbor, the Congo. The beleaguered former Belgian territory is preparing for an internal rebellion, and neighboring Rwanda, harboring a series of “strategic interests” is content to fuel the fire by sending over hundreds “if not,” as The New York Times put it, “thousands of troops to rebel front lines.”

A blood-spattered Mumbai has led many—powerful and otherwise—to ask whether Pakistan is doing what it can (or, worse, what it shouldn’t) to battle militancy. The most recent carnage has raised questions of how effective the country’s current government is when fighting that extremist-spawned violence.

More than a half a year since the disastrous Sichuan earthquake struck China, couples victim to a one-child policy are trying to rebuild. While still in mourning, many middle-aged couples are seeking government-funded medical help—such as reversing vasectomies—to start again by having another child now that so many of the country’s single children were lost during calamity.

Daily News Roundup: Oops, We Did It Again

Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008

Nobody said it would be smooth sailing … The New York Times reports that Eric Holder, Barack Obama’s pick to be attorney general, was much more involved in Marc Rich’s pardon than has previously been acknowledged. The most meaty paragraph:

Mr. Holder had more than a half-dozen contacts with Mr. Rich’s lawyers over 15 months, including phone calls, e-mail and memorandums that helped keep alive Mr. Rich’s prospects for a legal resolution to his case. And Mr. Holder’s final opinion on the matter—a recommendation to the White House on the eve of the pardon that he was “neutral, leaning toward” favorable—helped ensure that Mr. Clinton signed the pardon despite objections from other senior staff members, participants said.

In the aftermath of the Mumbai attacks, stories of horror and bravery … The terrorists targeted foreigners, including Jews, and apparently tortured most of the Jewish hostages before executing them. But as it is in all horrible events, stories are also emerging of acts of heroism. Vishnu Datta Ram Zende, the public-address announcer for Mumbai’s largest train station, calmly evacuated the entire station after he heard a large explosion. Just as the station cleared, attackers reached Zende’s booth and fired inside it. The announcer was unhurt.

We’re in for the long haul … The Dow is up in early trading Tuesday, after falling almost 680 points Monday on news that the U.S. economy has been in a recession since last December. The National Bureau of Economic Research has the task of determining a recession’s beginning and end, and it said the recession began when businesses began cutting jobs in late 2007. The more scary news is that some analysts are saying the downturn won’t end until 2010.

Thai court dissolves government and planes are set to fly … Thailand’s Constitutional Court ruled the coalition of parties currently in power committed electoral fraud in the 2007 election that brought them to power. Although current Prime Minister Somchai Wongsawat did not resign, as anti-government protesters had hoped, he accepted the court’s decision and said he would enter private life again. Executives from the banned parties, including the prime minister, are barred from participating in politics for five years. The protesters that had kept planes flying for a week at Bangkok’s largest airport said it would reopen to traffic again by Friday.

Barack or Britney? That’s an easy choice … A captivating election, a new face on the political scene—nothing could unseat Britney Spears as the top Yahoo search in 2008, for the fourth year in a row. More frightening is that Barack Obama was only the third-most-searched-for topic—WWE was No. 2.

Post-Thanksgiving News: A Dose of Terror with your Tryptophan

Friday, November 28th, 2008

Black Friday’s Black for a Different Reason Today as the world mourns what the latest count reveals to be 155 people dead in Mumbai. The past three days have been a nightmare for India and those dear to the wounded or killed in the wide-spread terrorist attacks made upon the country’s bustling, financial capital. Three hundred twenty people–many of them tourists (targeted for just that reason)–were seriously injured in addition to those slain, and the latest news is that the five Jewish hostages taken have been murdered. India is, for now, blaming Pakistan and potentially looking to Jihadist groups as the perpetrators of these violent crimes, but everyone’s holding his or her breath to see how many more will be reported missing or dead and how the siege will play out.

Putin’s Wily Ways have seen the light of day again. Why can’t we shake the feeling that Vladimir’s a total creep? Probably because he is. Seven years ago, in the first optimistic years of his presidency, Putin assured both Russia and the world that changing the constitution for the benefit of one man was wrong and would corrode the greater good. Saying he would not extend the presidential term past four years, Vlad seemed dignified, on the side of right, ready to turn away from power if it meant the country was one step further from its bloody, dictatorial past. Well, fast forward to the present, and he’s helping what some have called his puppet, Dmitry Medvedev, do just that: change the constitution to accommodate a greater-than-four-year term for Russia’s principle in command, leading many to wonder what sneaky things P is up to and whether they involve another go at the post.

The Lori Drew MySpace Case Verdict is raising questions folks should, truth be told, have been asking for years now. Can–should–lying about your identity be considered a crime? Should doing so for malicious intent–perhaps with devastating results–be call for a misdemeaner charge, one of a felony or nothing at all? I cannot begin to unpack the rage this case evinces in me, but suffice it to say, charging Drew on three misdemeanors falls very, very short of what I’d charge the monster with.

…and to mitigate some of this doom and gloom, I’ll move on to slightly more pleasant, holiday-related matters:

Turkey Food Coma has subsided enough to encourage even present-economy-stricken buyers from their wallet-hugging, to rush over to the mall and to the oasis of sales they’re sure to find there this Black Friday 2008.