As has been par for the course this election cycle, with the most striking and relevant criticisms of the candidates coming from the likes of The View, David Letterman, and the SNL writers, the most scientific poll by a longshot is being conducted at your local 7-11.
That’s right, the neighborhood bastion of democracy. A place where all people from all walks of life inevitably see the three day old corn dogs slowly rotating their way to a dried-out death in one of the 7,500 national locations at least once throughout the course of a week.
Many of those people buy a cup of coffee (I’m going on the record, 7-11 has effing fantastic coffee). For the past few elections, 7-11 has stumbled on the genius idea of having a cup for the Democratic candidate, and one for the Republican candidate available at all of their coffee bars.