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Media Watchdog: Four Simple Steps to Hoaxing the Press

Friday, November 14th, 2008

MSNBC anchor David Shuster was the victim of a hoax.

On Monday, he said the source for a particularly salacious piece of gossip about Sarah Palin (that she thought Africa was a country) was Martin Eisenstadt, a McCain policy advisor. After all, Eisenstadt said so on his blog.

By Wednesday, the New York Times had the whole story, and MSNBC was running a correction.

Eitan Gorlin and Dan Mirvish created the character of Eisenstadt, and created his blog, designed a Web site for the fake think tank he works for and filmed YouTube videos of Eisenstadt in action (played by Gorlin).

MSNBC wasn’t the first news organization to be fooled by Eisenstadt. Mother Jones blogger Jonathan Stein was tricked by Eisenstadt in July, but in his retraction post, he fully documented the commentator was fake. Gawker called bull on the “adviser” on Nov. 4, a full week before the MSNBC story ran. And if an MSNBC researcher just Googled Eisenstadt’s name, he would have found some sites that had outed Eisenstadt as a hoax as early as June 27.

So David Shuster got fooled. And in retrospect, Martin Eisenstadt isn’t too convincing of an advisor (just watch those YouTube videos!). But it worked just the same. If you want to create a fake policy adviser, how do you do it? What’s the best way to hoax the media?

Step 1: Come up with a believable name. Per Eitan Gorlin, he and Mirvish settled on Martin Eisenstadt because, he told the Times, “all the neocons in the Bush administration had Jewish last names and Christian first names.”

Step 2: Say you work for a think tank named after a president who governed in the 1920s. Just check out the mission statement pages of the real Hoover Institution and the fake Harding Institute for Freedom and Democracy.

Step 3: Say something the media outlets want to hear. Formerly anonymous source coming forward to admit he’s a backstabbing staff member? Of course we’ll report it! (Documents proving George W. Bush was a lousy Air National Guard member? Of course we’ll use them!)

Step 4: Remind yourself of a couple Internet truisms: Anything written online is true, therefore, your fake adviser’s blog will be believed to be true. And don’t forget the second truism: Anything sent via e-mail is true, too.  MSNBC spokesperson Jeremy Gaines told the Times that someone in the newsroom learned about the Palin source from a colleague via e-mail and assumed it had been verified.

So where will the next hoaxter come from? Who knows? But one piece of advice: Don’t trust any senior fellows from the James Buchanan Equality Institute.

Daily News Roundup: We Bringin’ SexyBack!

Thursday, November 13th, 2008

NEWS ALERT: Fashionable clothing visits the White House. Obama’s been getting a lot of crap this week for dressing like “the dorky dad,” but whatever our President-elect lacks in style, his wife makes up for and then some. Michelle Obama hit up the White House in a smokin’ hawt frock on Monday and although it’s now Thursday, I’m still feeling the sizzle of it. Here are some ideas as to why I can’t get our First Lady in Red outta my head.

Wanna work for Obama? You better check yo’self first. Folks seeking cabinet or other high-ranking positions in the Obama administration are forced to fill out a seven-page application that asks 63 questions covering every bit of history—personal, financial, occupational, spousal, and so on—that could be “a possible source of embarrassment for you . . . or the president-elect if it were made public.” Undocumented household help? Busted! High-priced traffic ticket? Uh-oh. Unruly pet dander around the house? Shame. On. You.

So Palin did know a thing or two about Africa after all. Last week, Fox (of all networks) broke a story on Palin’s confusion about Africa: Is it an animal? Vegetable? Mineral? Continent? Or country? Her lack of world knowledge may sound plausible, but nope—the whole story was a hoax dreamed up by some oddball filmmaker. Psyche!

Who’s “proud” of Barack Obama? Guess. (Oh gee-gosh-golly, you bet those hockey mo ms get so gosh darn proud of the kiddies when they score a mean win.)

Pro-lifers are getting in gear to protest. The day after Obama is sworn into office, the Washington D.C. pro-life movement is set to hold a three-day protest in the streets and in front of nearby abortion clinics. These folks are concerned about Obama’s record on pro-life issues. The cardinal arch-bishop of Boston, Sean O’Malley, has even alleged that Obama is “possibly in the pocket of Planned Parenthood.”

Speaking of all things pro-life, the pregnant dude is pregnant again! W00t! W00t! The trans-dude who rocked the world by giving birth last June (and maintaining every bit of his masculinity all the while) is due to pop another one out. Good ol’ Barb Walters has the scoop on the story. Tune into ABC tomorrow night at 10 p.m. to get all up in his business.

Sarah Palin: Constitutional Scholar

Thursday, October 23rd, 2008

The Vice President’s role in the Senate, according to Article I, Section 3 of the Constitution:

The Vice President of the United States shall be President of the Senate, but shall have no vote, unless they be equally divided.

The Vice President’s role in the Senate, according to Sarah Palin:

… But also they’re in charge of the United State Senate. So if they want to, they can really get in there with the senators and make a lot of good policy changes …

Palin gave this answer during an interview with a local Denver TV station Monday, when a third-grader asked her what the Vice President does. The entire clip is below.

New polls released Tuesday suggest Palin is quickly becoming a drag on the McCain campaign. In an NBC/ Wall Street Journal poll, 55 percent of respondents said Palin was not ready to be president. Her support among women has dropped notably, according to a new Pew Research Center for the People & the Press poll. While 36 percent of women under 50 had a unfavorable view of Palin in mid-September, that number had risen to 60 percent a month later.

Why I Admire Sarah Palin. Seriously.

Friday, October 10th, 2008
Surrounded by fans and a few protective Secret Service agents, Sarah Palin reaches for something else to sign.

Photo by Brian Frank

It’s not hard, even for a liberal, to admit that Sarah Palin is getting trashed by the media. As Thomas Friedman wrote on Sunday, it’s like “shooting fish in a barrel.” But, I have to say, I think she’s getting the short shrift. And, no, not just because she has femmeladybits.

Sarah Palin is what I would call a “true believer.” She sees the world in black and white. And you are either with her, or you need to get out of the way. In addition, she is pitch perfect on her “of the people, for the people” presentation. The great thing about having strong beliefs (”America is awesome!”) is that you also have a tendency to think that any reasonable person would agree with you (”It’s the America we see”).

Put aside your own political leanings for second and consider the Bill Ayers issue and Palin’s reaction to it. The case against Bill Ayers, put very, very briefly, is as follows:

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Cheap Thrills: Ryan Barrett on McCain and Palin’s Angry Mobs

Friday, October 10th, 2008

“Kill him!”, “Terrorist!”, “Sit down boy!”— Sounds from the latest McCain/Palin rallies

UPDATE: (10.9.08) Just found this on Ben Smith’s blog over at Politico. Man-on-the-street interviews from a McCain/Palin rally in Strongsville, OH.

Secret Service is looking into the “KILL HIM” threat yelled during Palin’s rally in Clearwater, FL. No thanks to the McCain/Palin campaign.

I attended two Obama rallies during the primaries. At each one, Obama made a point of praising Sen. Clinton for her many achievements, calling her a worthy opponent. At one of the rallies during this praise, someone in the audience booed. No words, no threats. Just a boo.

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