NEWS ALERT: Fashionable clothing visits the White House. Obama’s been getting a lot of crap this week for dressing like “the dorky dad,” but whatever our President-elect lacks in style, his wife makes up for and then some. Michelle Obama hit up the White House in a smokin’ hawt frock on Monday and although it’s now Thursday, I’m still feeling the sizzle of it. Here are some ideas as to why I can’t get our First Lady in Red outta my head.
Wanna work for Obama? You better check yo’self first. Folks seeking cabinet or other high-ranking positions in the Obama administration are forced to fill out a seven-page application that asks 63 questions covering every bit of history—personal, financial, occupational, spousal, and so on—that could be “a possible source of embarrassment for you . . . or the president-elect if it were made public.” Undocumented household help? Busted! High-priced traffic ticket? Uh-oh. Unruly pet dander around the house? Shame. On. You.
So Palin did know a thing or two about Africa after all. Last week, Fox (of all networks) broke a story on Palin’s confusion about Africa: Is it an animal? Vegetable? Mineral? Continent? Or country? Her lack of world knowledge may sound plausible, but nope—the whole story was a hoax dreamed up by some oddball filmmaker. Psyche!
Who’s “proud” of Barack Obama? Guess. (Oh gee-gosh-golly, you bet those hockey mo ms get so gosh darn proud of the kiddies when they score a mean win.)
Pro-lifers are getting in gear to protest. The day after Obama is sworn into office, the Washington D.C. pro-life movement is set to hold a three-day protest in the streets and in front of nearby abortion clinics. These folks are concerned about Obama’s record on pro-life issues. The cardinal arch-bishop of Boston, Sean O’Malley, has even alleged that Obama is “possibly in the pocket of Planned Parenthood.”
Speaking of all things pro-life, the pregnant dude is pregnant again! W00t! W00t! The trans-dude who rocked the world by giving birth last June (and maintaining every bit of his masculinity all the while) is due to pop another one out. Good ol’ Barb Walters has the scoop on the story. Tune into ABC tomorrow night at 10 p.m. to get all up in his business.





