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Amuse Bouche: Bobby Jindal’s Rebuttal

Friday, February 27th, 2009

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Just when you think the Republican Party “can do anything” can’t stoop any lower, they throw Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal onto the national stage—to tirelessly compare himself to President Obama, make numerous Hurricane Katrina references to score a little cheap sympathy, and then sideswipe our dear president for passing “irresponsible” legislation.

Who compares himself to another in one breath, only to whack the same person from behind in another? It’s low. It’s dirty. And this is the behavior of the Republican Party’s new wonder boy—the kid they’re supposedly grooming to run for the White House in 2012? Good luck.

And, uh, if the American people “can do anything,” then why the hell was Jindal talking to us like we’re a bunch of illiterate children? We. Can. Understand. You. At normal talking speed. Governor. (But if you feel the itch to dumb yourself down more in the future—by all means…)

In the News: To Stimulus or Not To Stimulus?

Friday, February 6th, 2009

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…That ain’t the question.

Obama is a man with a mission. He’s gonna pass this damn stimulus package, and he’ll pass it whether the Republicans like it or not.

“The time for talk is over, the time for action is now,” Obama said in a speech at the Energy Department yesterday.

An $800 billion version of the bill swept through the House without a single GOP nod of approval last week. It’s now in the Senate (with a new price tag of nearly $900 billion) and Obama’s been doing his darndest to woo some Republicans—but it’s going to take more than a bipartisan Super Bowl party and a few one-on-one parent-teacher conferences to get those conservative penny-pinchers on board.

A bipartisan group of senators is currently working to cheapen the package by cutting social initiatives that won’t immediately stimulate the economy. Blah, blah, blah. As time drags on, Obama’s getting more and more antsy to throw around some money, create a few jobs, and pop a few economic anti-depressants.

And so the Dems are gearing up to take a vote and pass the bill, with or without Republican support.

“Not … so … fast … !” some say—and around we go again …

“The Daily Show” Recaps The Mac’s Best Moments

Tuesday, December 16th, 2008

Whether you wanted Republican Presidential candidate John McCain to win or lose. Whether you like or dislike the Mac. There is one thing that we can all agree on. John McCain has given us some pretty hilarious moments over the last two Presidential elections. Jon Stewart of “The Daily Show” has a great recap of the man most Americans know as “the Maverick.”


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Election ‘08: How the GOP Spent Election Night

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008

Photos taken at the GOP’s “Victory 2008 Election Night Party” in Irvine, California.

Election ‘08: Young Republican Still Hopeful

Tuesday, November 4th, 2008

Minutes before John McCain took the stage to admit defeat, I spoke with John Gaddis, a young Republican from Placentia, California, who was suited up to attend the GOP’s “Victory 2008 Election Night Party” in Irvine.

Gaddis, a college student, said he voted Republican because “it’s the more logical of the two options.”

Why? Economics.

Gaddis doesn’t buy the argument that the GOP is responsible for the country’s current economic crisis.

“The Democratic congress forced these low-income families to take on loans they couldn’t afford,” argues Gaddis. “And I think that’s unethical.”

Gaddis also likes how the Republican party upholds the values of Christianity. He has a year to go until graduation. After that, he intends to become a pastor . . .  or a salesman.

He supports the war in Iraq and thinks the American people need to be more concerned with integrity, as opposed to reputation. We’re still a superpower, he says. What other countries think of us is beside the point.

The same philosophy might be what compels Gaddis to lean Republican, despite his youth.

“They say, ‘If you’re young and a Republican, you have no heart. If you’re old and a Democrat, you have no brains,’” he grinned. “Well, I chose to find my brains early.”

Before McCain’s concession, Gaddis was hopeful that his candidate would pull through.

“We still have some crucial large states,” he said. “Every vote counts. I won’t lose hope until every vote is tallied.”

Twenty minutes later, after McCain threw in the towel, Gaddis was still hopeful—for the outcome of the state propositions. Namely, he thought Californians would vote Yes on Prop 8, the measure to end legalized gay marriage in the state.

“I think these propositions address deep-seated ethical values held in the heart of every American,” Gaddis said.

He went on to stress that this is a resilient country. As long as we follow the Constitution and the Declaration of Independence, we’ll continue to be strong—even with Barack Obama in the White House.