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Amuse Bouche: SNL’s Insight Into The Real GOP Agenda

Monday, February 16th, 2009

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The opening skit of the recent Saturday Night Live show featured Dan Aykroyd as Senate Minority Leader, John Boehner (R-Ohio), in a funny Republican “meeting of the minds.” These GOP leaders sit around the table to discuss the so-called Republican agenda. Their top priorities were disowning the Obama Stimulus Package (to excuse themselves from any blame about the economy), complaining about the Obama girls sleepovers and plotting to get the President impeached after only three weeks. Their resounding chant: “Majority here we come!” With the recent negotiations surrounding the stimulus package, it makes you wonder if there is any truth to this skit! Check out the video.

Daily News Roundup: Don’t Call Me, I’ll Call You

Thursday, December 4th, 2008

Now that he’s the president-elect, Obama just can’t get a hold of anyone anymore. A Florida congresswoman on the receiving end of his phone calls thought she was getting punked by a well-trained impersonator and promptly hung up. Not once, but twice. It’s tough being the most popular dude in the country.

Is Clinton allowed to be Secretary of State? Conservative whistle blowers say no. According to a yawn-inducing clause in the Constitution, a senator can’t take a higher office if that office got a pay raise during the senator’s term—and Condi got a raise last January. But Hill’s not gonna let that get in her way. No sirree.

Richie Rich wants to hang with the cool crowd. Bill Gates has hinted that he wouldn’t mind playing a role in Obama’s administration, which is noble and all, but there’s a much simpler way for Bill to go about helping the country. Try bailing out the damn auto fools, for starters. If Bill could just throw ‘em $34 billion in change, he’d easily fulfill his community service hours for the next four years.

What do black Dems and Republicans have in common? Morals. A recent Gallup poll indicates that both groups share the same stance on gay marriage: Only 31% of black Dems and 31% of Republicans say homosexual wedlock is morally acceptable. Methinks these groups need to get served a very large dose of—Jack Black.

As if the situation in Mumbai isn’t devastating enough, it now looks as though the terrorists had it in their (itty bitty) hearts to abuse the hostages before killing them. Assholes.

On a happier note, watch a walrus play a saxophone. And then contemplate your own inadequacy.

Election 08: The GOP Response — It Is What It Is

Tuesday, November 4th, 2008

A roomful of sad Republicans

The mood at the Republican gathering in Irvine, CA, the so-called “Victory Party”- gone wrong was bleak.

The tent at the Hyatt-Regency was sparsely populated. Faces were turned down.

But, it didn’t come as a surprise.

“I came here to commiserate with my friends,” one guy said, who declined to give his name.

I asked one man, who was watching when Fox News announced that Obama had won, if he had been holding out hope. He had been. He also didn’t want to talk to me. He and his friend took off for the bar, but not before he muttered, “There are usually more people at these things.”

The crowd stood silently during John McCain’s concession speech. The only moment that they showed any emotion at all was when McCain thanked Gov. Sarah Palin’s contribution to the ticket. At this, they erupted in spontaneous applaus.

Three people tonight have told me that Palin will be back. But no one would say whether that was the direction they wanted the party to go in. The refrain is still, “She energized the base.” Perhaps it is too soon.

My commiserating friend summed up the Republican perspective best:

“It is what it is.”

The First-Time Voter: Why Sunny Bey Will Vote for Obama

Monday, November 3rd, 2008

Sunny Bey, 32, works as a barber at the New Millennium Sports Barber Shop in the Crenshaw district of Los Angeles. I went to speak with him on a late weekday morning, before the shop had too many customers. Bey is in some ways a typical Barack Obama supporter—he is young, black and hungry for change. But this is also the first presidential election he’s participating in. He is a member of the Moorish Science Temple of America, a religious group that believes African Americans were descendants of the Moors of Northern Africa, and were thus originally Islamic.

According to Bey, the Moors draw a distinction between the United States (and its government) and the United States of America, the land that Americans live on. He hadn’t participated in an election before because of his religious beliefs. But Barack Obama is bringing him to the polls.

In our interview, we also talked about how Obama will give Americans more self-esteem and why Obama is like Larry Bird.

Who are you voting for?

Obama.

When did you decide you were voting for Obama?

He came out here in January of last year. He came to Rancho Park right next to Dorsey High School, and he spoke for about an hour and a half. I spoke to him right after he got off the stage, and I also gave him my son, to see what kind of person he was. Because the speech was cool, but as soon as he turned around I handed him my son. My son at the time was one year old, and I wanted to see how Obama would react. Would he just continue with his business, or was he a people person? He grabbed my son, walked off, took him away from me, pointed like “this your boy, right?” He came and brought him back two minutes later.

I like what he was saying about change, the changes he wanted to make as far as the opportunities for the people, and I also liked him as a people person right there. He kind of got to me right there.

As you’ve been following the campaign since then, has your opinion of him changed?

I like what he’s doing for the Democrats, just the way he can balance out the country. I think he brings a different type of blend. By him looking like a brother but having a background of an average white person.

I guess I’m going off who he is as a person, who he is and what I feel. But business-wise he went to Harvard, what’s better than that? He was the president of the law program, he had a law firm, businessly he’s on point.

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Daily News Roundup: A Quake and Possible Landslide?

Wednesday, October 29th, 2008

Early Wednesday morning a 6.4 magnitude earthquake struck southwestern Pakistan, killing at least 170 people and leaving an estimated 15,000 people homeless. Rescuers are currently digging and searching for survivors in the a remote valley in Baluchistan, a province bordering Afghanistan. The worst hit was a British hilltop village of Ziarat and eight surrounding villages. “There is great destruction,” said Ziarat Mayor Dilawar Kakar to Associated Press. “Not a single house is intact.”

With less than a week until the presidential election, many people have decided to vote early. And in key swing states like North Carolina, Nevada and Colorado, the number of Democrats early ballots outweigh Republicans ballots nearly 2 to 1.

So, does the electoral math add up to an Obama landslide? According to the most recent Associated Press-GfK poll, Barack Obama is leading or tied with John McCain in eight key states: Colorado, Florida, Nevada, New Hampshire, North Carolina, Ohio, Pennsylvania and Virginia. This poll also showed Obama winning in states among early voters. Furthermore, “the polling shows Obama holding solid leads in Ohio (seven percentage points), Nevada (12 points), Colorado (9) and Virginia (seven), all red states won by Bush that collectively offer 47 electoral votes.” Based on these results, if Obama wins these four states or a magical combination of two or three of them with significant amount of electoral votes, he would almost certainly become president.

Barack Obama takes his final campaign plea to the airways. Tonight, Obama will go on national TV with a 30-minute infomercial about himself and his campaign. Even with the math beginning to add up on his side, many political strategists wonder if Obama’s infomercial could backfire on him.

And just a day before Obama’s video, CNN’s Campbell Brown reminds the American public that Obama reneged on his campaign finance promise. Obama’s decision to not take public financing allowed him to raise more than $600 million dollars (more than Bush & Kerry raised in 2004) so far, and buy 30 minutes of airtime for his infomercial on five different networks.

Although the presidential race has not been decided, a group of conservatives are discussing the political impact of Gov. Sarah Palin. If McCain and Palin win, she puts social conservatism in the White House. If the Republican ticket loses, she will be a potential presidential candidate in 2012 and leader of the social conservative movement. Is Palin the future of the Republican Party?

Perhaps showing she can strut her own stuff and agenda, Republican vice presidential candidate Palin is in Toledo, Ohio Wednesday speaking on her favorite topic, energy. Palin has called for a “clean break” from the Bush Administration’s energy policies, which she says are too dependent on foreign oil.

And in money news, the Fed is expected to cut the key interest rate by a half-point to help combat the worst financial crisis in 70 years and keep the country out of a deep recession. If the slash happens, the federal funds rate would be lowered to 1 percent. This possible interest rate cut caused European stock markets to trade mostly higher on Wednesday. And the U.S. stock market was slightly higher Wednesday after “one of the biggest single-session gains in history” on Tuesday.

Some good news: gas prices continue to fall. For the past 42 days, gas has steadily fallen to a 3-year low. Gas hasn’t been this low since Aug. 18. 2005.