review

ICYMI: The Season Premier of 9021-0h No They Didn’t…

Monday, September 8th, 2008

If you hadn’t heard, the highly-anticipated (speak for myself, I know) 90210 spin-off aired this past Tuesday and was it ever juicy! From underage drinking to gratuitous blow-jobs to plagiarism to Maury-worthy paternity scandals, the jam-packed, two-hour season premier could have passed for a Lifetime made-for-TV movie (on crack).

Tuesday’s spin-off began exactly where the series left off in 2000. The only difference? The character equivalent of Brandon is now some adopted black kid. And voila! The gang is instantly politically correct.

People, what has become of prime-time television?

I was a big-time Brenda-Brandon-Donna-Dylan-David-Kelly die-hard back in my day. I pretty much grew up with those brats. When an episode aired, I was all about the zip code — even if I had already seen the episode before.

The gang from West Bev was always older and, ahem, a little more mature than me, but my overworked single mother never had the time to sit down and watch an episode for herself. She was aware that her oddball daughter would wake up at six on Saturday mornings to watch old reruns of The Brady Bunch, so really — how harmful could this other show be?

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A dark night indeed

Tuesday, July 15th, 2008

Like Harvey Dent’s gruesome alter ego in the second half of the film, The Dark Knight, Christopher Nolan’s second installment of the franchise that shares its titular character’s uncanny resilience, has something of a split personality.  On one side are the script, a stiff Christian Bale, and three under-utilized iconic actors of their time.  On the other are the action, the set pieces, and an absurdly engrossing, scene-chewing Heath Ledger.

When the Joker is off the screen, the movie is rigid and without the gritty edge that made Batman Begins so enthralling (and refreshing amid a gaggle of cartoony comic book reprises).  The lines fall flat, sometimes reminiscent of even the ghastly Schumacher treatments the franchise received in the 90’s.  Batman Begins succeeded because it took itself seriously as a film, side-stepping the pitfalls of the comic book medium while still showing the utmost respect for its source material.

At times, The Dark Knight comes off as another victim of sequelitis: a studio throws $180 million in the follow-up to a hugely successful first film and waters it down to secure a hefty return on their investment.  The dialogue, especially the first half an hour, is stilted and too expository.

Luckily, the film completely transforms and exceeds the original every second Heather Ledger is on-screen (and he’s there a lot).

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