The thang still works! Americans went to the polls and voted for change and that’s what we’re getting. The Democrats claimed victories across the country. Then Dick Cheney, believing the American people were handing victory to the terrorists, took cover behind his hair-trigger Perazzi-Brescia over-under 28-gauge shotgun and has yet to shoot anybody. Then this morning Sec Defense Rumsfeld, the unpopular befuddled captain of our voyage into Iraq, at last has been asked by the President to step aside. Democratic Rep Nancy Pelosi has become the first woman Speaker of the House. And Britney at last filed for the right to legally allow Kfed to fall off the face of the earth! It all seemed impossible a little while ago, but it only took a first Tuesday of November to flip the script.