Now, that’s more like it.
You know how when you’re about to break up with someone, and though you haven’t yet said anything somehow they sense it and suddenly become everything you want them to be?  Or instead they pull away a bit, just to see if you’ll stick around to see what’s next? Lost has been testing our love so far this season, but it clearly wants us back.
After a pretty “meh†Episode Three, wherein the two Big Events of the show were finding out that (shock!) Charles Widmore had been on the Island as a young man (was this really all that surprising?) and that the redhead chick got another nose bleed, this week’s Lost roared out out of the doghouse with a thoroughly compelling — and thoroughly confusing — Episode Four.
The show sent many plotline valentines to its more romantic viewers. Kate told Jack “I have always been with you;†Jin (the love of Sun’s life) proved to be alive; Jack rescued a near-hysterical Kate from having to give up Aaron, and a teary-eyed Sawyer exhibited feelings of true love upon witnessing an island-rewind of Claire’s childbirth with Kate as de facto midwife.
It was jam-packed with bits of nearly every major Lost story: the combustible Kate-Jack-Sawyer love triangle; the clandestine Kate masquerading as mother to Claire’s son;  the vengeful “Kill Ben” version of Sun; Team Jack; Team Locke; Team Ben; Team Faraday and the time-warping Islanders; Others, French others and other Others. The one big missing piece was the Desmond-Widmore chronicles — and thank God for this small mercy. We got more than enough of that in Episode Three.
Each story in Episode Four had at least one reveal: Ben is trying to take Aaron away from Kate! Hurley really is in jail (orange jumpsuit and all)! Jin is Alive! Rousseau is back (and young)! Locke may turn out to be a martyr after all! The redhead isn’t the only one on the Island getting nosebleeds! The French settlers arrived via raft! Jack continues to fall for Ben’s ruse! And so on. (An aside: what is it about Ben that makes everyone fall prey to his charms? It certainly isn’t his deathly pallor or his creepy, Hannibal Lecteresque manner of speaking.)
And just when you thought you’d gotten as much new information as you could handle, yet more Other Others show up. And they speak French without subtitles. And they find a barely conscious Jin floating in the ocean, Titanic-survivor style. And it’s, like, 30 years ago. Even poor, shipwrecked Jin seems completely (and I guess appropriately) lost when he learns that one of his rescuers is a Frenchwoman named Rousseau.
It was almost too much to take. Even the most devoted of fans seemed paralytically perplexed: the internet chatter was eerily quiet following last night’s airing. Perhaps everyone needed a little time to process the massive slab of new information (this writer included) before making any comments. No wonder ABC kept flashing the “Lost Untangled†teasers in the bottom-right corner of the screen throughout.
An in-case-you-missed it tidbit for the DVR crowd: if you skipped over the ads you missed a promo for a new ABC show called The Unusuals. And guess who’s in it? Harold Perrineau, Jr, the guy who plays Michael in Lost. True, actors have been known to have more than one job at once, but this could be seen as a clue into the whereabouts of “Michael†.
Of course, it wouldn’t be an episode of Lost without some aggravatingly answered questions. The Oceanic Six is trying our patience: either get off your collective ass and decide to go back to the island, or don’t. We’re sick of waiting around. You have one week.



