state of the union

Amuse Bouche: Bobby Jindal’s Rebuttal

Friday, February 27th, 2009

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Just when you think the Republican Party “can do anything” can’t stoop any lower, they throw Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal onto the national stage—to tirelessly compare himself to President Obama, make numerous Hurricane Katrina references to score a little cheap sympathy, and then sideswipe our dear president for passing “irresponsible” legislation.

Who compares himself to another in one breath, only to whack the same person from behind in another? It’s low. It’s dirty. And this is the behavior of the Republican Party’s new wonder boy—the kid they’re supposedly grooming to run for the White House in 2012? Good luck.

And, uh, if the American people “can do anything,” then why the hell was Jindal talking to us like we’re a bunch of illiterate children? We. Can. Understand. You. At normal talking speed. Governor. (But if you feel the itch to dumb yourself down more in the future—by all means…)

This Day in History: Benazir Bhutto

Monday, December 1st, 2008

Twenty years ago today, Benazir Bhutto became the first ever female to lead a Muslim country when Pakistan appointed her prime minister December 1, 1988.

Oldest child of Pakistani Prime Minister Zulfikar Al Bhutto, Benazir received a B.A. from Harvard University where she graduated Phi Beta Kappa, later studying at Oxford. She was repeatedly to call her four years as an undergraduate in Cambridge, Mass. the four happiest of her life, as they instilled in her a deep-rooted respect for democracy.

She married in 1987, taking office a year later. She was twice accused of corruption and went into “self-imposed” exile to Dubai 10 years ago. She returned to the post last fall, only to be assassinated a couple of months later by Al-Qaeda on December 27, 2007.

Whether the corruption charges were founded on true crimes and indiscretions or not, it would be difficult to deny the fact that Bhutto is both a legendary and inspiring figure, if only because of what she represents.

…Other significant events to occur today:

1864 President Abe Lincoln gives a State of the Union address that reinforces the Emancipation Proclamation he had made a mere 10 weeks before, urging the end of slavery.

1913 Greece annexes Crete a year after the mini-Minoan island had achieved independence from Turkey following the first Balkan War.

1918 Iceland, though remaining a member of the Danish kingdom, achieves sovereignty, Transylvania unites with Romania and Serbs, Croats and Slovenes proclaim a kingdom by that name in the land that will later become the fraught Kingdom of Yugoslavia.

1934 Russia continues to replace the old-guard Bolsheviks with Stalinist henchman in another killing, this one of Politburo member Kirov.

1944 Axis power-controlled U-869, the sub that would later become the subject of New York Times riveting bestseller Shadow Divers, departs from Norway with an American Northeastern destination.

1955 Ms. Rosa Parks refuses to give up her seat to a White man on the bus, sparking the Montgomery Bus Boycott and creating another watershed moment in the Civil Rights Movement.

1981 The world officially recognizes the AIDS virus’ existence and threat, making today World AIDS day.

Pelosi Up Front

Tuesday, January 29th, 2008

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Hard to watch Bush’s State of the Union address without being distracted by Speaker Nancy Pelosi, fidgeting in her seat as she decided which way she would go on each point. She alternated between squirming in her chair as she pretended to read the speech while the Republicans cheered on some conservative point like the fact that No Child Left Behind is a success, and lightly clapping to a statement she didn’t find too offensive like that we will defeat the terrorists.

It makes you wonder: does she decide ahead of time which points she will support? Are there meetings about it? What happens if she doses off for a second or gets distracted, does she stand and clap, or squirm and read? Maybe she wears an ear piece and political analysts in a room somewhere tell her which way to go.

Either way, watching Pelosi was almost as much fun as knowing that it was Bush’s very last State of the Union.

State of the union bait and switch!

Tuesday, January 29th, 2008

There was a man from Texas who apparently gave a speech in Washington yesterday in which he said absolutely nothing new but all the papers covered it as if it were something. One major story that didn’t make it onto the front page, though, the kind of story that should be front and center all the time and if it were could change our relationship to politics and our own governance, was the story of the filibuster held in the senate yesterday to prevent passage of a terrible anti-Constitutional dirty tricks surveillance act. It’s just the latest step in the dance of politics and journalism in the late mass-media era. The music goes up: lights, cameras, pundits and a fabulous Congressional Hill show draw the press to cover a meaningless speech because “news consumers want a spectacle” and because American news consumers “won’t tolerate nuts and bolts coverage of dusty procedural lawmaking” and so on. But this filibuster story is not dusty at all. It’s a web of intrigue! Whatever. Then we get delivered non-news about the meaningless speech by the man from Texas. Meantime, the business of lawmaking goes on without scrutiny. So congressman and woman play games and sign away our rights and lobbyists have their way. The result is that suddenly laws are on the books that facilitate all kinds of shenanigans and there’s not much we can do about it. Twenty years later scholars would write about how we all got fooled again and then we’d all grow more cynical and would be castigated by the press for “tuning out.”

Good riddance 20th-century-style mass-media news. Now there’s Glen Greenwald and the internet! Let the old media write for each other their bad stories about nothing. We’ve got the web to inform us!

Note: Greenwald does this Greenwald thing much better than I do. Go to the source!