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The Week in Gossip: An “American Idol” Meltdown

Friday, November 14th, 2008

Paula’s biggest stalker commits suicide. A young woman, age 30, was found dead in a vehicle parked in front of Abdul’s house on Tuesday night. The woman, who unsuccessfully auditioned for season five of “American Idol,” called herself Paula Goodspeed and had been making life-sized drawings of Abdul since she was a kid. Her death appears to be a drug-induced suicide. Simon Scowl was his usual surly self (and then some) during Goodspeed’s audition. (Straight up, now tell me: What mature adult makes fun of the metal in someone’s mouth?) We can only wonder if “American Idol” will continue to air its pre-season contestant-bashing episodes anymore.

Now that we got a black president in the White House, what we need is . . . a black Wonder Woman? Beyoncé, err, Sasha Fierce, wants to star in a new “Wonder Woman” remake. And I want to change my name to Punky Brewster and go have a tea party with the purple Teletubby, but you don’t see me going public with that. Well. Until now.

It’s official: The world as we know it may come to an end in 2011.

Family-friendly entertainment? Not when Tracy Morgan’s in the house. If you missed his appearance on “The Today Show” this week, you missed the most inappropriate utterance ever aired on morning television. (And Kathie Lee Gifford, of all people, thinks “there’s a lot of truth” to his remarks. How the heck would she know? That woman has never stepped her stilettos in any ghetto. Please.)

Is that? No. It can’t be. That’s just—wait, is it? Really? Eww. Are they sure? The National Enquirer says it has the dirt on sweet ol’ Cindy McCain locking lips with some other Johnny who resembles “a washed-up ’80s rock musician.” Fact or fiction? Who knows, but the real question is: What’s this musician’s stance on the energy crisis?

Since when is Newsweek in the business of talking dirty? The mag wants to break the news on a nine-months-from-now baby boom. Reporter Jessica Bennett is taking a poll: Who went home on Nov. 4 and had a little celebratory sexytime fun? And who went home and made a beeline for the shower to wash the Republican stench out of her hair? (Only me? Yeah, that’s what I thought.)

Anyone in the market for a conceited genius? He’s sexy, beyond talented, and itchin’ for some babies, ladies! Kanye West, who split from his fiancée last April, told People magazine that he’s single and ready to mingle— it’s just a matter of finding a woman who can tolerate that colossal ego he carries around and see through all the fame (not to mention those damn blinds) he’s got goin’ on.


The non-conversation on sexism

Friday, March 21st, 2008

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For all the references to the “historic” quality of Hillary’s run for the presidency, sexism as a political topic, still seems to be merely riding along in the passenger seat. While racism as a topic has gone viral, like the Reverend Wright videos, sexism plays like an old sitcom in syndication, Geraldine Ferraro and Gloria Steinem speaking out like ghosts of a social-issue past, conjuring images of bra-burning flower-children from our culture’s collective subconscious. The tepidness of analysis on media sexism compared to that on racism seems so glaring it raises the question of just how far behind we are in fighting such ignorance.

Obama made a great speech this week on race in America. Almost every aspect of race relations he mentioned, however, could be just as well applied to gender relations. As the 2005 Census demonstrates, there is a wealth and income gap between males and females, just as there is between whites and blacks. There is discrimination in hiring, among police and fire departments, and at loan agencies against women and African-Americans. The failure of our abstinence-based sex-education programs to protect young women is also evident, as a new study reveals that one out of four teenage girls has at least one sexually transmitted disease, an astounding reflection of the lack of resources and information young people receive. Furthermore, the meager number of women in science-and-math-related studies is justified by “scientific proof” concerning the “male brain” versus the “female brain,” a throwback to the way analysts for decades excused racism on “scientific” notions of “inherent biological differences.” It’s the same today with sexism.

Tracy Morgan’s spiel on SNL last week is an example of the way we view racism and sexism. Morgan trades in stereotype, of course, but the stereotypes he drew on here make the same subtle distinction we hear made all the time, an essential factor in the nature of the biases. Black stereotypes are mostly cultural stereotypes: smoking Newports, drinking Old English, growing up on government cheese, etc., as Morgan put it. Of course, these stereotypes reference the negative characteristics arch-racists spuriously ascribe to African genetics, but most people see these stereotypes as tied to distinct social and economic history. The gender stereotypes, though, are accepted as societal but also as obviously biological. Morgan implies Hillary Clinton’s prime merit is that she is the wife of Bill Clinton, the masculine icon that has shadowed Hillary since the beginning of her political career. Then he goes on to reference her female sexuality as something weak and exploitable. She’s rich and unloved and so desperate because, you know, women are like that. She’s also a raging nag if she’s calling you at 3 a.m., because a woman will only call you at 3 a.m. to rage and nag.

Morgan makes it funny because the character he plays is the kind of human who would cause anyone in his life to rage and nag. Still, it’s revealing. There is a divide that separates racism from sexism and that suggests to me that the former will be easier to master than the latter. The effects suffered as a result of the gender power-politics constructed by mostly white men are equally objectionable to those suffered due to the race politics Obama mentioned in his speech. Sexism and racism should both be fought against from the same podium.

Obama is absolutely right about the legacy of discrimination existing not just in the minds of some people but as a universal American reality. I wonder, though, whether any woman would have received as sympathetic a response for making a similarly powerful speech about sexism? Or would she merely have been called an overly sensitive, PMSing feminist and dismissed, even if mostly subconsciously, as making much to do about merely the natural current of biological life on the planet?

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Hyunhye Seo works as a SESA (sex educator sales associate) at Good Vibrations in Berkeley. Visit her at work with questions or comments regarding pop, politics and/or sex.

In the pee-ews!

Monday, March 17th, 2008

Obama’s answer to the Pastor Wright controversy this weekend included this video and appearances on the television networks— including Fox. Obama attempted to provide background on how he came to know and respect Reverend Wright and gave assurances that he never heard the man make these kinds of inflammatory comments— never while Obama was “in the pews” of Trinity United Church nor in personal conversation… Already, of course, the nation’s “journalists” are poring through the church calendars and Obama’s travel schedule to see if Obama might have been in a pew and neither daydreaming nor dozing for some of the reverend’s riffs on “Amerikkka.” So far, neocon New York Times columnist and proven hack William Kristol used his perch at the Paper of Record to declare that, indeed, Obama was in attendance for one of the sermons. Kristol wrote a whole column based around this nugget of information-gotcha, only to be proven wrong and made to write a three-sentence retraction complete with typo (“camapaign”)— the retraction as tossed off as the column, because what else would it be? Pee-ew stanky.

A much more insightful and carefully researched analysis was delivered by Tracy Morgan on Saturday Night Live, the longest running of the nation’s growing list of “best-option for serious news” TV comedy shows.

We’re planning to post our thoughts tomorrow. If you have any— good, bad, indifferent— please write ‘em up down there in the comments ghetto! Thanks.